Writin’ shit — it ain’t that hard.
Not when you get material like this. These are pictures of French Canadian cosplay model Marie Claude Bourbonnais standing in front of nasty, civilization-ending mushroom clouds. We’re not experts on mushroom clouds so we can’t say for certain just what kind of nukes these are, but for our purposes they have to be H-bombs.
When you have a girl who measures 34H-25-36 and she’s in a bikini and there is a mushroom cloud, the bombs must be H-bombs. Not A-bombs, B-bombs, C-bombs, or even Double-D-bombs. They are H-bombs. H-bombs all up in your face. H-bombs coming at you in 3D. H-bombs or bust, so to speak.
(Also she has really big boobs, did you notice that?)
Happy end of the world!