The Playboy Mansion: Crystal’s Humble Abode

How incredible is the Playboy Mansion? The architecture, the finely manicured landscapes, the lush surrounding forests, adorable pups around every corner…

We’re just kidding. While the property is quite stupendous, Hef’s best gal, Crystal Harris, is undoubtedly one of the best things the Mansion has going for it, especially when she’s frolicking all over its grounds in little more than a thin, draped sheet. Let’s let Crystal explain (minus any actual speaking, of course) why she’s not only the best tour guide for the Playboy Mansion, but also our favorite blonde goddess of the moment.

Video by Josh Ryan

See Crystal’s sexy gallery from her Mansion photo shoot