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Mandy Morbid Would Make a Better Catwoman Than Anne Hathaway

Posted 7/23/2012 at 9:00 am by

Mandy Morbid

We’re going to go ahead and admit we haven’t seen the new Batman movie, so this is not the most journalistically sound Girlwatcher post you will ever read. Well, journalistically speaking they’re all basically tied for last, but let’s get on with it. This tweet popped up yesterday regarding the new Catwoman:

Mandy Morbid

And Mandy replied:

Mandy Morbid

Mandy’s a Suicide Girls model (SG name: Adria), player of Dungeons & Dragons, dabbler in hardcore porn, possessor of natural FF-cup breasts and sufferer from Classic and Hypermobile Type Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. We don’t know what that last part is but it seems to send her to the hospital a lot. Mandy is… intriguing, and we must admit that although we’d never made the connection before she does look not unlike a punked-out Anne Hathaway. It’s those big eyes.

Back to the journalistically-irresponsible headline, would Mandy have made a better Catwoman than Anne Hathaway? We don’t really know whether Mandy can act, or whether Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman is as bad as we want to think it is. But if someone’s going to go toe-to-toe with the Dark Knight, Mandy looks like a bit more of a natural. And now, the photographic evidence:

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“Mandy Morbid Would Make a Better Catwoman Than Anne Hathaway”
  1. 1
    John says...
    10:37 pm on July 24th, 2012

    For example, Forgotten portrays a dead, frozen hunk, trapped under ice after being dismissed by his lover. Murder or suicide are implied, but the cause of death is secondary to the pain that led him to that stillness. Lies From a Black Heart is equally powerful, the representation of a man betrayed by a lover, choking on her false promises.

  2. 2
    Merle says...
    10:43 pm on July 24th, 2012

    Why would they want to call themselves “suicide” girls for? Thats satanic, thats straight from hell, which is where the socalled “suicide” girls are going. Thats like us calling ourselves suicide boys. Why wouldnt they want to use a better more positive name, instead of suicide, like calling themselves Hope Girls?

  3. 3
    Merle says...
    10:46 pm on July 24th, 2012

    Why cant she use a real name instead of morbid? Calling herself morbid, does sound morbid, it actually sounds ridiculous. Why not Mandy Mirth?

  4. 4
    Tom says...
    3:31 am on September 7th, 2012

    Is this a joke? No.

    Anne’s catwoman was bad but this THING… just no.

  5. 5
    Kitten says...
    12:47 am on February 25th, 2013

    Merle sounds like a bible thumper, or a retard. Oh wait, synonyms!

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