Tuesday Totty: Malene Espensen is Back

Malene Espensen

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

With recent news that Sophie Howard and Peta Todd are ending their careers as topless models, Girlwatchers in the UK might be feeling it’s the end of an era. Farewell, Sophie, farewell, Peta. Michelle Marsh has been gone for a couple of years now, and who knows how much longer we’ll have Lucy Pinder to ogle.

But sometimes they come back. That’s what seems to have happened with Malene Espensen, who wandered off awhile ago, following steady work in the role of “Huge Danish Boobs” in the tabloid papers and a run as the Big D Nuts Girl. She’s recently been tweeting about this:

Malene Espensen

Big Danish Boobs is back! This is good news. Although she was very rarely photographed in a non-topless state (yes, she has them out in her new calendar), we have managed to cobble together this gallery of Malene as she was. Here’s to more and more new pictures.