British bombshell Lyla Ashby wants to be all naked and on your wall. That’s right, like any good UK model worth her cleavage Lyla has a topless calendar out and she’s very excited about it. And she should be! Lyla out of her lingerie is something to see.

(And if you want a preview — follow her on Twitter @lylaashby, she likes to share.)

Get to know Lyla, and enjoy the pictures (below) she sent us — and if you think this is the sort of girl who belongs all naked on your wall, consider buying her calendar from GlobalCalendars.co.uk. Makes a great gift! Maybe not for your mom, but for someone. Use your best judgment.

I’m a nerd about: Science, especially chemistry — it was my fave subject at school and I watch all the geeky science programs and love them.

Please worship my: Dog Millie, I’ve had her for 9 years now & love her to bits.

Try not to stare at my: Boobs, ha ha! [Note this only applies to in-person encounters. If you were to buy Lyla's calendar you would be welcome to stare at her boobs as long and as often as you wat. I fact, that is the point. --Ed.]

I would rather have a root canal than: I can’t think of anything worse than that to be honest… the dentist is my worst fear!

Sex is: Passion and a great way to end a row.

My greatest weakness: Chocolate

If I went into porn, my name would be: I would keep Lyla Ashby.

Food that turns me on: Edible body paint!

Something cool about having boobs: I wouldn’t have the career I do now without them… It’s a very good job men like looking at them so much.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: More than enough alcohol.

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Private parts — more to the point I wish men would stop tweeting me pictures of their aroused private parts.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A firefighter.

Stay out of my way when: I’m angry.

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Jumping on you!

My super power: I have a 6th sense… I can tell a lie immediately

I am completely freaked out by: Spiders.

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: c**t.

I will never understand why men: Cheat.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Angelina Jolie without a doubt.

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Taio Cruz, “Dynamite” — the best holiday I had in Greece, this was played in all the bars and whenever I hear it, it takes me back there.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I’m training to be an accountant, so hopefully an accountant at some point.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Last night… I had Nando’s: 1/2 chicken, sides & cheesecake.. soooooooo good!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: That trust is the most important part of a relationship and if that’s not there, there’s no point in being together.

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: I love deep sea fishing.

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