Want a Date? Lyla Ashby Has 365 of Them

Lyla Ashby

British bombshell Lyla Ashby wants to be all naked and on your wall. That’s right, like any good UK model worth her cleavage Lyla has a topless calendar out and she’s very excited about it. And she should be! Lyla out of her lingerie is something to see.

(And if you want a preview — follow her on Twitter @lylaashby, she likes to share.)

Lyla Ashby

Get to know Lyla, and enjoy the pictures (below) she sent us — and if you think this is the sort of girl who belongs all naked on your wall, consider buying her calendar from GlobalCalendars.co.uk. Makes a great gift! Maybe not for your mom, but for someone. Use your best judgment.

I’m a nerd about: Science, especially chemistry — it was my fave subject at school and I watch all the geeky science programs and love them.

Please worship my: Dog Millie, I’ve had her for 9 years now & love her to bits.

Try not to stare at my: Boobs, ha ha! [Note this only applies to in-person encounters. If you were to buy Lyla's calendar you would be welcome to stare at her boobs as long and as often as you wat. I fact, that is the point. --Ed.]

I would rather have a root canal than: I can’t think of anything worse than that to be honest… the dentist is my worst fear!

Sex is: Passion and a great way to end a row.

My greatest weakness: Chocolate

If I went into porn, my name would be: I would keep Lyla Ashby.

Food that turns me on: Edible body paint!

Something cool about having boobs: I wouldn’t have the career I do now without them… It’s a very good job men like looking at them so much.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: More than enough alcohol.

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Private parts — more to the point I wish men would stop tweeting me pictures of their aroused private parts.

Lyla Ashby

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A firefighter.

Stay out of my way when: I’m angry.

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Jumping on you!

My super power: I have a 6th sense… I can tell a lie immediately

I am completely freaked out by: Spiders.

The most unpleasant word or phrase in the English language is: c**t.

I will never understand why men: Cheat.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Angelina Jolie without a doubt.

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Taio Cruz, “Dynamite” — the best holiday I had in Greece, this was played in all the bars and whenever I hear it, it takes me back there.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I’m training to be an accountant, so hopefully an accountant at some point.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Last night… I had Nando’s: 1/2 chicken, sides & cheesecake.. soooooooo good!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: That trust is the most important part of a relationship and if that’s not there, there’s no point in being together.

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: I love deep sea fishing.

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