King’s Web Girls — and Liza Silvia Massa, the Pair That Got Away
Voting is open for King magazine’s Web Girl of the Year — the good fellows have narrowed it down to three impressive urban vixens: Nikki B., Yaris Sanchez and Sheneka Adams.
They’re good picks, we can’t say they’re not. We’ve always been Sheneka Adams fans (see our post on Sheneka from August). Here they are, study them well:
Nikki B. (here she is on Twitter)
Sheneka Adams (here she is on Twitter)
Yaris Sanchez (here she is on Twitter)
But if we’re talking Web-ness… Nikki B. has done XXL magazine. Yaris Sanchez was on the cover of Smooth Girls. And Sheneka was in Smooth almost a year ago. King guys — you missed one. She’s the #1 true Web girl going right now. All she does is post pictures to Twitter and, far as we know, no magazine has put her on their cover or within their pages. She’s a total virgin — so to speak.
Biggest Web girl going right now: Liza Silvia Massa, aka @Liza_BLKRussian. She’s the biggest Web girl since Shay Bombshell. Who is, by the way, her cousin.
(We hear top scientists are sequencing Shay and Liza’s genomes as we speak, and are very close to pinpointing the gene for ginormous hooters. That’s what we hear, anyway.)
We expect we’ll get back to Nikki, Yaris and Sheneka, who as we said are fine candidates — we love a good babe contest so we’ll at least let you know who wins. (Go vote! Don’t be a socialist.) But it feels to us like there’s a contestant missing. They got John, Paul and George, but forgot Ringo.
And Liza, please accept our sincere apologies for that metaphor, which compared you to Ringo Starr. We were speaking figuratively.
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“King’s Web Girls — and Liza Silvia Massa, the Pair That Got Away”
9:34 am on April 16th, 2011
Liza Silvia Massa looks rough without makeup
9:45 pm on May 7th, 2012
I loved it when he stared at my breasts and complimented them when I was working in the mall even though he is a handsome stranger.
9:54 pm on May 7th, 2012
my friend she sat on henry’s erection so long that he ejaculated through his underwear into his pants at the bar. Men should be able to compliment womens breasts like they can in a stripjoint without having to be in a stripjoint. If its ok to compliment strippers,harlots and masseuses breasts then why should it be different for the others?
10:01 pm on May 7th, 2012
He wouldnt stop admiringly staring at my big beautiful bosom at Alchemy in New Haven, Ct. so I kept rubbing my inner thighs against his one eyed willy on the dance floor till he had orgasm in his pants while on the dance for with me dancing.
12:17 am on May 8th, 2012
Liza Massa could give me a massage with her large nicely shaped breasts and nipples till I cum on a bed anytime. Shes a knockout who would knock me out with her stunning looks.
12:47 am on May 8th, 2012
When I’m asleep tonight I’ll probably have a wet dream of Liza.
12:15 am on May 10th, 2012
I wish women would live in peace with us. Its too bad a barista selling coffee in the Enfield Ct. Mall Feb. 6, 2007 had to make a problem out of me complimenting her cleavage where that wasnt supposed to be one. I think it was the sixth and not the seventh. They shouldnt have held a grudge against me for my kind act. Why cant the police and women live peacefully with us instead turning our compliments into a negative?
12:21 am on May 10th, 2012
Why do they always have to turn compliments which are supposed to be a positive into a negative? Why cant a positive be a positive? Why turn positives into negatives for? Sexual harassment teaches women, police and the government intolerance and disrespect. Its a self-contradictory law that serves no real purpose at all thats a lie straight from hell and the devil himself. Why are they keeping it in effect for?
12:49 am on May 10th, 2012
Im sorry they got those bills passed to have the sexual harassment law put into effect since the seventies. Im sorry the made that regretable mistake along with another regretable mistake making abortion legal thats another one. Abortion should be illegal everywheres and complimenting somebodys appearance should not be.
11:33 am on May 10th, 2012
How can complimenting someones breasts be bad if she never showed me them uncovered before I met her? It would be harder to compliment than someones face because thats exposed more. So how could anyone really compliment breasts and cleavage unless its naked and exposed? If I were alive today this is how I would react to this statement. Its harder to tell if breasts are beautiful unless you can see them naked.
11:36 am on May 10th, 2012
If I looked at Lizas big breasts and cleavage long enough not only would I become sexually aroused where my cock would grow into an erection a few times but it would stain my underwear with cum because of the erection.