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Playboy’s always been our trusted source for everything sexy awesome. Welcome to our roundup of awesome hits from Playboy.

A week in review? A week in remember when? A week in sexy?

Yes, yes, and yes.

We laughed, we cried, we loved it all. And so will you! You’ll see.

FEMME ON FIRE

Filling the shoes of one of our most iconic Playmates, Anna Nicole Smith, is a big task, but our latest Femme on Fire Agnes Bruckner was up for it. Transforming into Smith is something that Bruckner may never have imagined she’d be doing, but now that we’ve seen Anna Nicole we couldn’t dream of the role being given to anyone else.

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UP IN SMOKE: VALENTINE’S DAY

The sexiest day of the year, Valentine’s Day, is almost upon us and to help get you ready we’re looking at the facts and figures for the love holiday. This year your V-Day is extra hot thanks to our Playmates, Cybergirls, Amateurs and Coeds bringing you everything you need to know about Valentine’s Day.

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THE NAP: THE MODERN MAN’S FINAL REFUGE

Naps are always stolen, of course, never given to you. Not since the heady days of kindergarten have we been encouraged to nap. Perhaps the unions could sort this out and instate a naptime in the workplace. I like to imagine a manager going around the desks saying, “Nap time, everyone. Put down that Blackberry, Kevin, it’s time for your snooze.” Cubicles would get quiet as employees would lean back in their swivel chairs and catch 40 winks en masse.

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BARFLY: CANON, SEATTLE

It’s good to have options and Seattle’s temple of booze, Canon: Whiskey and Bitters Emporium, has a lifetime’s worth of awe-inspiring drink choices. Thumb through the bar’s 110-page yearly cocktail menu, scope their more manageable seasonal cocktail menu or check out their collection of American whiskey—the world’s largest. Canon also boasts a huge selection of decades-old vintage spirits (some more than a hundred years old) and one of the world’s biggest collections of liquor (some 3,000 labels).

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LAUGH TRACKS: COMEDIANS DANA GOULD & DANIELLE KOENIG

Foursome is Playboy’s answer to reality television. The deal: you start with a swank house, you fill it with booze, sex toys and a ragtag medley of folks (four of them, two of either gender) willing to get it on with strangers on camera, and you film the ensuing emotional car wreck.

Foursome: Walk of Shame takes it up a notch by getting celebrity comedians to make fun of the real-life characters getting busy at the Foursome house. What ensues? Nonstop “I-can’t-believe-that-just-happened” hilarity. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, you’ll feel better about your own indiscretions.

Playboy.com’s Laugh Tracks is a series of interviews featuring two comedians riffing off each other in hilarious conversation. Today, to celebrate Playboy TV’s Season 2 of the ever-debaucherous Foursome: Walk of Shame, we’ve asked two of the show’s comedian commentators, Dana Gould and Danielle Koenig, to hang out and dish Walk of Shame’s shockers.

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