Latest Lindsay Lohan: “The Canyons” Retro Movie Trailers

Lindsay Lohan The CanyonsLindsay Lohan plays Liz Taylor in the TV movie Liz & Dick.

Lindsay Lohan has just learned she has a 17-year-old half-sister.

Those are all fine stories but what we want to know is W… T… F… is Lindsay Lohan’s new movie The Canyons?

Check out the two trailers below. Lindsay Lohan in a movie written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader co-starring real-life porn star James Deen? What are we looking at here? Seriously, can someone tell us what we’re looking at?

Okay, we get it, one is a ’50s-style crime movie trailer, and the other is a ’70s-style grindhouse trailer. We read that there may be another coming out, in the mode of a ’60s sex comedy.

All well and good. Still doesn’t really answer the question. W… T… F… are we looking at?

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