Lindsay Lohan in Paris: Is She Hot or Not?
Whoa, has it been four whole months since I last wondered aloud whether Lindsay Lohan can return to her former state of high desirability?
Sorry, in plain English: Will she ever be hot again?
Here’s the latest evidence. These pictures were shot by Terry Richardson (thanks, Terrysdiary.com) mostly at Brasserie Lipp in Paris. She and many other celebrities are in town for Paris Fashion Week, which ends tomorrow.
I’m thinking she may be turning a corner here—but then, maybe it’s because I want that to be the case. She was such a cutie all those years ago, in the mid 2000s, and she’s certainly looking better here than she did in May. What do you think — still Bad News Lohan or are we on the road to recovery?
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“Lindsay Lohan in Paris: Is She Hot or Not?”
3:35 pm on October 4th, 2011
Look up the definition of “hot mess” in the dictionary. You will find a picture of LiLo.
3:37 pm on October 4th, 2011
The closeup shot of the spectacled monkey “mint” box is my favorite.
4:27 pm on October 4th, 2011
Never thought she was hot but Id hit it harder then a nail with a hammer.
4:30 pm on October 4th, 2011
Too Hot! You only make The KING’S Sexiest Women list if you are super hot and Lindsay is on there. See the full list at:
http://www.kingsays.com
The KING
4:37 pm on October 4th, 2011
hot
9:58 pm on October 4th, 2011
Best she’s looked in years
5:58 am on October 5th, 2011
She is and has always been beautiful; however, she is quite baked, it appears. It also appears that she is pressing what she has, for as long as she has it.
Now picture this: same style of living, five years later.
The cool, distant-appearing gaze will be made more dazed, yet cold, when gravity hits the lids and under-eye area (being a natural redhead, her skin is already delicate – to add to that, the skin surrounding the eyes is all the more so, and, in smoke-filled clubs and such, the eyes get rubbed quite a bit, making for crepe appearance faster than healthier living)
The barely kept in check bosom and inner arms – without decent exercise, the underlying disused muscles will allow the structure to gravitate downward – never a pleasant thing. The aforementioned delicate skin will show stretch marks if left unchecked, thereby making the awkward situation turn all the more so.
The habitual forward lean, when held as a habitual posture, leads to a continued curve in the spine that reflects in a slightly distended-appearing abdomen (try posture differences in front of a mirror to understand). This, with non-exercised abdominal muscles, and aforementioned delicate skin…the missing smile lines on the face may well show over the bikini line. Just saying.
Note the thinned edges of her hair, due to overprocessing. Note that having longer hair would result in higher breakage. The induced damage that causes split ends oftentimes travels up the cuticle of the hair shaft and straight to root, causing the appearance of hair reduction. This will likely be not so pretty in five years if the regimen isn’t modified by then.
The poses: even now, she has outgrown the image of an ingenue. Adorable and cheeky though the pictures are at present time, in five years, she will be combating several aforementioned elements in her fight to sustain the image and presence of youth – attempting the surgical route, to be sure.
We’ve all seen the frozen faces to know how frightening that spectacle can be.
Is she beautiful here and now? Certainly, she is quite pretty and desirable for the moment, but these images reflect a beautiful woman whose charm and appeal are beginning down a trajectory of a fast fade if the course is not actively changed to create a more resonant beautiful grown woman, rather than the visage/veneer of a pretty girl whose greatest moment of beauty and charm will be poorly frozen in a weathered frame.
Just sayin’…
8:18 am on October 5th, 2011
ugly as hell
2:02 pm on October 6th, 2011
Not … Slut … Used … Worn … Criminal … Two Years Left !
2:42 pm on October 6th, 2011
She looks wasted and awful, fake boobs that hang to her waist.
2:45 pm on October 6th, 2011
She looks ok in black & white…if these were in color I think they would not look so good…
2:55 pm on October 6th, 2011
Sorry to say that though she may look a little better, too much partying into the wee hours over the years has left her looking several years older than she is
4:01 pm on October 6th, 2011
She needs to go back to being a red head. Blonde is not a good look on her.
4:09 pm on October 6th, 2011
She needs some help dressing. Hire a stylist. That dress isn’t working.
4:10 pm on October 6th, 2011
oooohhhh NO…Sorry, not up to date here…when did she decide to do the duck lip thing…why does anyone think this is attractive. So sad to see.
4:20 pm on October 6th, 2011
She is really going all out
6:02 pm on October 6th, 2011
All I see is a woman with one very apathetic facial expression (same in every photo. is ‘consistency’ a virtue, here?) and some surgically enhanced, rather droopy cleavage. In two photos, she uses a chimp to draw attention to the cleavage. All I can say is “Lindsay, is that all you got?”
6:11 pm on October 6th, 2011
I’m sorry for Lindsay. I always thought she was one of those women who had that mysterious beauty.
She just looks drained of vitality. Whatever she had done to her lips is unfortunate.
She’s lost the magic. So sorry.
7:59 pm on October 6th, 2011
That`s hot.
8:29 pm on October 6th, 2011
I think I will ask her out for a date. She’s just my type.
8:58 pm on October 6th, 2011
She looks fine in those photos, some of you people are flat idiots with your lame criticisms.
9:13 pm on October 6th, 2011
She looks pretty and has a great body. If she didnt smoke and drink and if she worked out she would be hotter.
9:30 pm on October 6th, 2011
She can go to these fashion shows thinking that she has something to offer, but she has nothing. While she is busy trying to play the role of someone relevant, she knows her days (if not already) are marked and no one cares about her anymore. If she isn’t stealing, drugging, boozing or being in front of a judge for a probation or court violation NO ONE CARES ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN ANYMORE! She knows it and the rest of the world knows it … she is now OFFICIALLY the next latest “HAS BEEN THAT NEVER WAS”! Thank God!
9:46 pm on October 6th, 2011
She had definatly lost the American Sweetheart look forever. She is a pretty girl but the glossy eyes and obvious cleavage exposure leaves her looking cheap and desperate. She brings to mind the barfly (the one that you can tell used to be hot, but now looks “rode hard and put away wet”–only no one told her) no one wants to take home because everyone else already has.
10:35 pm on October 6th, 2011
Nope! The extended middle finger tells the story. Her attitude toward all of us. Bye,LL!
11:10 pm on October 6th, 2011
Not
4:11 am on October 7th, 2011
In Las Vegas, she’d get about 100 bucks tops from a john. 75 bucks in a couple years. Honey, you had it…but you blew it. What a waste.
7:04 am on October 7th, 2011
Lindsay epitomises beauty and tremendous talent. She was born to be famous, so don’t be jealous that she is!!
A face and talent like hers would be a shame to waste. I wish here all the very best. Indecipherably HOT!
7:08 am on October 7th, 2011
Lets see, duck lips, awful hair, and fake chest, yeah right that is so hot, Not
1:04 pm on October 7th, 2011
She just looks cheesy and cheap…what a waste…I seriously doubt she will still be alive in 2 years…SAD.
1:35 pm on October 7th, 2011
She is so hot. The things I would do to her if I had her for 1 weekend in a cheap motel. Mmmmmmm.
4:16 pm on October 7th, 2011
She really wouldn’t look so bad if she would lose the blonde hair for good. It just does not flatter her. Never has, strung out or not. She’s a ginger, folks. Keep the ginger…lose the bimbo. If this chick is going to improve her image, she has just got to distance herself from all the partying. Actually, not the partying, the substance imbibing. It just ain’t worth it.
5:06 pm on October 7th, 2011
skank!
5:07 pm on October 7th, 2011
I look better in drag!
9:00 pm on October 7th, 2011
30 miles of rough road
12:06 am on October 8th, 2011
that babe is as hot as fire to me!
3:07 am on October 8th, 2011
her hair looks hard as a rock, you would think healthy hair would look soft and silky at least a little bit. this just looks like a kind of wanna be glamour shots session with a very subtle duck face smile that just is so not genuine. my gosh if the woman would ever actually smile into a camera for once, she might actually become attractive.. all these stars are always scowling or posing or trying to look cool. she comes off as looking only aloof.
3:47 am on October 8th, 2011
Just cuz you guys could never get a women that looks like her you wanna talk shit and knbock her down I hope she makes a full recovery and is an old hgottie that everybody wishes they hadbut could never get!!! just becuase you are all pathetic does not mean you gotta drag someone else down with you …get over it losers
12:16 pm on October 8th, 2011
LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE! SHE’S NOT ASKING FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE!!!!
1:44 pm on October 8th, 2011
ANYONE WHO HANGS OUT WITH CELEBRITIES AT MAJOR EVENTS IS GOING TO GET UNSOLICITED ADVICE. She looks like crap, BTW.
12:10 am on October 9th, 2011
OMG. You people are insane. This is the most appalling thread I’ve ever seen on a pop culture website. Look at those pictures and think of the HUGE population of teen-age girls who would give anything to look like that. How many of you look better now than you did 5 years ago?
2:28 am on October 9th, 2011
Sorry, not great. Eyebrows way too dark for hair color; eyes are gorgeous, but other features just average. Dress and cleavage, good, but what is up with the monkey and the finger? Still not my favorite person, though I do feel sorry for a young woman with no family support.
10:34 am on October 9th, 2011
If she removed the fake breasts and lip filler, went back to her natural red hair, and stayed away from drugs and alcohol, she would have some beauty. Otherwise, she looks spent.
11:34 am on October 9th, 2011
This “actress” is so trashy, just nothing is beneath her. Most people are sick of her attempts at attention. I guess when you have no talent, and can’t get a hit movie, you resort to stealing, drugs, drinking, partying, etc. etc to get attention.
It would be nice to give her gossip space to someone who is worthy of our time.
Thanks
11:38 am on October 9th, 2011
Not really hot… more like wasted to me. But given the chance I’d hit that like a Metallica drum…
3:25 am on October 10th, 2011
No way, 4 years ago she was fucking smoking hot, she looks average if that in these pics.