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State of the Lohan

Posted 5/23/2011 at 2:28 pm by

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan is on the loose in Miami, spotted and snapped recently in a bikini and a lace swimsuit. Oh, also she was doing a photo shoot with her boobs falling out right and left.

We have to say, the boobs — which are really, if we’re being honest, what catapulted Lindsay out of Lizzie McGuire cuteness and into the lustful hearts of men everywhere — are looking healthy. As for the rest of her, well, who knows what to think anymore.

Well, maybe you know. Lindsay Lohan — is she hot or not?

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“State of the Lohan”
  1. 1
    Steven says...
    5:49 pm on May 23rd, 2011

    She needs to go back to being a redhead, because as a blonde, she looks like she could be Courtney Love’s little sister (or daughter)…

  2. 2
    Bob says...
    6:03 pm on May 23rd, 2011

    I think Lindsay Lohan is really hot

  3. 3
    Zach says...
    10:08 pm on May 23rd, 2011

    Lizzy McGuire was Hillary Duff :/

  4. 4
    benny boy says...
    5:49 am on May 24th, 2011

    I hope she dies of a terrible anus infection. Noone likes her including her family. she drinks hot horse cum

  5. 5
    Dr Rob says...
    9:01 am on May 24th, 2011

    Not hot. Definitely not. I do agree that maybe she should go back to being a redhead because she just looks incredibly pale as a blonde and that may not even work for her at this point. Plus shouldn’t this chick be locked up somewhere.

  6. 6
    Mike King says...
    9:46 am on May 24th, 2011

    Tits will always come you in the spot light, and she knows it.

  7. 7
    Girlwatcher says...
    11:53 am on May 24th, 2011

    @Zach — Oops, you’re right. Now scratching my head as to why she was famous pre-boobs. Was anything other than Parent Trap a hit?

    Actually, do we even care?

  8. 8
    Nadine says...
    1:17 pm on May 25th, 2011

    Lizzie McGuire? Was that an intentional generalisation? Because…no.

  9. 9
    bobby says...
    5:29 pm on May 25th, 2011

    Have you ever seen LINDSAY LOHAN playing bass in her rock band? She looks so HOT! check her out via you tube. http://youtu.be/H3sv7-rXsV0

  10. 10
    Johnny Law says...
    1:01 pm on October 25th, 2011

    Clearly this piece was written with only one intention, to bash Lindsay. The writer could not even take the half-second it takes to find out that Hilary Duff(Lohans sworn enemy), was the actress from Lizzie McGuire.

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