Look, we fully support the Playboy Miss Social contest — which ends in an hour, so hustle over to the Miss Social Facebook app and vote. But we must say, we were surprised to find our pick Leola Bell languishing in 18th place. It also seemed weird that she was competing in a Facebook contest but does not have a Facebook page.
Turns out she was kicked off of Facebook when someone reported her for cyberbullying and harassment while the contest was going on. That just seems fishy. She’s a sweet girl as far as we can tell.
Cyberbullying and harassment? We find her guilty of cyberboobying and brick-and-mortar assment, but we are hard pressed to believe the other charges.
Anyway, she’s not letting it get her down. She’s been a painted lady at the Mansion and a Girl of Golf and is already naked at playboy.com… the girl has Playboy written all over her. “I’m not stopping until I become a Playmate,” she says.
Hometown/Birthplace: Rockville, MD.
Current location: Boca Raton, FL
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes, but people never see them because there always staring at my breasts ha ha — so I’ll throw those guys on the list too.
Men say my best physical feature is: My small waist and my breasts for sure.
Tattoos: I have three. The infamous lower back tattoo, which is a cat. I have my brother’s name on my ankle, and an E on the back of my neck.
Sexiest woman ever: Eva Mendes. Have you seen her? Oh my god she is absolutely perfect. Hey Eva, give me a call!
Sexiest man ever: Any man who can make me laugh. That is the key to my heart.
My best trait is: The ability to be able to talk to anyone, anywhere at any time.
My worst habit is: I’m very impatient.
I wish more men would: Realize they don’t have to try so hard! Be yourself. And when you’re on a date, keep your eyes off other women! Jeez!
The key to my heart is: Laughter, respect, and good sex.
Compliment me on: My intellect and my Playboy spread. (I will get one, dammit!)
How much should a man groom his private parts?: As much as possible, with daily touchups. Nothing worse than smells and tangles down there.
My grooming down there: Goes between waxing and shaving. No hair. I live in Florida, and it’s hot!
Favorite style of panties: That would be a big none, but if I’m going to church, a wedding, or a funeral I wear thongs as a rule.
What I like in a bra: Something sexy and comfortable.
Pet name for my boobs: Ha! Um, I haven’t really thought about it. Let’s go with “the girls.”
What I love about my boobs: They are pretty big, but they are very nice to look at. And perky!
When it comes to my body, please do not: Grab me if you don’t know me. I’m a sweet girl, but ‘ll karate chop you!
Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Take charge, but give me room to do my thing as well.
Physical feature I like to show off: My legs. I’m a Daisy Dukes kinda girl.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Whatever outfit I’m wearing at any given time. Sexy is an attitude, and I always have it.
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: A big bow.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Shiny things. Like diamonds.
My favorite physical feature on a man: A nice chest.
My favorite trait in a man: A man who will take on the role of being the provider. I’m an old fashioned girl.
A man will impress me if: He can carry on a conversation, and he opens the door for me.
A man will turn me off if: He’s all about sex, or wrapped up in himself and his possessions.
A man will disappoint me if: He raises his voice to me, disrespects me, or dates my friends after we have dated.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make me laugh, and be nice to me. That’s all.
I will not even give you a second look if: You don’t wash your hands after you use the bathroom. Gross.
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Are you a model? ‘Cause you should be. Ugh. Hate that.
I will sleep with you when: We are in a relationship, or headed for one very soon.
I will never sleep with you if: You are pushy about it.
Don’t you dare: Talk bad about my friends, my family or my cat. I will walk away so fast, and never look back.
The best date I ever had was: Once someone took me to my favorite restaurant, and when I got to the table there were no menus; he had called ahead and had the chef make my favorite meal that wasn’t on the menu. I melted.
I am the best in the world at: Picking up stray cats. And I’m not bad at a strip tease either.
I need a man who will: Respect me as a woman and a partner but take the role as the man and head of the household.
In my opinion, astrology is: Cool and fun, but I’m not sold on how accurate it is. But I will tell you Sagittarians are the best.
The last movie that made me laugh: I’m addicted to watching anything Dane Cook is in. If he’s in it, I’ll laugh for forever.
The last movie that made me cry: The movie The Nines with Ryan Reynolds. Amazing movie.
My philosophy of sex: It’s amazing. Do it every day. Even if you’re just doing it with yourself.
My philosophy of life: Be true to yourself, march to the beat of your own drum and don’t be afraid of what other people think. As long as your not hurting anyone, do what you want!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: There’s never been a Playmate quite like me. I’ll bring a quiet, confident sexiness that hasn’t been seen since the first lady of Playboy, Marilyn Monroe.