totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”
It has to be said that on Sunday, day of the Wimbledon final, topless model Leah Francis committed a grave, treasonous sin. Here it is:
(Yes, her Twitter name is @LeahFrancisBOOB, which is fairly awesome. But back to our story.)
Leah Francis declared her love for Roger Federer who was either beating or had just beaten Andy Murray, a Scotsman who was vying to be the first player from the UK since EVER to win the famed British tennis tournament.
It is unclear, after so many years of futility, whether the Britons actually believed Murray had a chance of denying Federer his seventh Wimbledon title. But still — sending out messages about the hotness of the Swiss Mister cannot be a good idea.
And yet — as hot as Leah may find Roger, the fact of the matter is that Roger is relatively good looking while Leah is hotter than fire.
Here are pictures (from LeahFrancisOfficial.com). Let us hope the judges in her impending military tribunal show mercy.