Ballbreaker: Krystle Lina

Krystle Lina

We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Krystle Lina

Hair Triggers

It really pisses me off when a guy finishes first. Come on, I’m not totally selfish or anything but I think that the man’s job should be to please the woman, over and over, before he gets there. Unless he can keep going after he gets there, but usually that doesn’t seem to be the case. There is no silence more awkward than the silence that follows brief and unsatisfying sex. I guess I could take it as a compliment, but I can get compliments from construction workers and random men on the street. I was looking for something a little more satisfying.

The Tooth Furry

I love my teeth, and I’m proud that I see the dentist for a cleaning on a regular basis. I cannot stand when I see a mouth full of teeth caked with plaque. In fact, you can’t even see the teeth, all you see is plaque—that yellow, cakey, dirty crap on top of teeth. It creates bad breath and it’s just gross! Do you really expect to kiss me with that mouth? Come on dude, don’t be a puss, visit the dentist. It’s not fun, but your chances with me will improve if I can see your teeth.

Mounting Baldy

It really chaps my behind (or can really chafe a girl’s front) when guys shave off all their pubes! Come on, it’s great that you keep it groomed down there. I’m all about maintenance. But maybe try a buzz cut—the full Brazilian bikini wax is for girls! I actually prefer a guy with a little manly hair down there.

Go Dutch Yourself

One of the biggest turnoffs to me is when a guy expects me to pay for my own dinner. Really? I am so not a gold digger; I don’t need a man with a million dollars but I do want a guy who can buy my dinner. I’m pretty old fashioned like that I guess, I love when guys open car doors and can pay for the date, even if it’s Popeye’s Fried Chicken. I am a princess dammit! Take care of me and I’ll take care of you.

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