Ballbreaker: Krystle Lina
We ask a sexy babe what pisses her off. Today’s Ballbreaker: Krystle Lina
Hair Triggers
It really pisses me off when a guy finishes first. Come on, I’m not totally selfish or anything but I think that the man’s job should be to please the woman, over and over, before he gets there. Unless he can keep going after he gets there, but usually that doesn’t seem to be the case. There is no silence more awkward than the silence that follows brief and unsatisfying sex. I guess I could take it as a compliment, but I can get compliments from construction workers and random men on the street. I was looking for something a little more satisfying.
The Tooth Furry
I love my teeth, and I’m proud that I see the dentist for a cleaning on a regular basis. I cannot stand when I see a mouth full of teeth caked with plaque. In fact, you can’t even see the teeth, all you see is plaque—that yellow, cakey, dirty crap on top of teeth. It creates bad breath and it’s just gross! Do you really expect to kiss me with that mouth? Come on dude, don’t be a puss, visit the dentist. It’s not fun, but your chances with me will improve if I can see your teeth.
Mounting Baldy
It really chaps my behind (or can really chafe a girl’s front) when guys shave off all their pubes! Come on, it’s great that you keep it groomed down there. I’m all about maintenance. But maybe try a buzz cut—the full Brazilian bikini wax is for girls! I actually prefer a guy with a little manly hair down there.
Go Dutch Yourself
One of the biggest turnoffs to me is when a guy expects me to pay for my own dinner. Really? I am so not a gold digger; I don’t need a man with a million dollars but I do want a guy who can buy my dinner. I’m pretty old fashioned like that I guess, I love when guys open car doors and can pay for the date, even if it’s Popeye’s Fried Chicken. I am a princess dammit! Take care of me and I’ll take care of you.
Get more Krystle at twitter.com/KrystleLina.
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8:22 pm on December 28th, 2010
Sorry, but you’re a fucking supermodel. When your job is to be otherworldly sexy for a living, there’s a good chance that the guy is going to come first… get over it!
8:44 pm on December 28th, 2010
You sound VERY self centered and HIGH Maintenance……….Enjoy whomever you find to throw a burger down your throat and attempt to get your needy A$$ to climaxx.
9:10 pm on December 28th, 2010
Fail.
10:25 pm on December 28th, 2010
Does she have any time slots for an amature someone who just works eats and sleeps
10:50 pm on December 28th, 2010
i just cant say anymore guys, ty you all took the words right out of my mouth, she gonna be REAL lonely
12:19 am on December 29th, 2010
She’s full of sh*t. If a guy took her to Popeye’s for a date she’d never speak to him again! This chick is very high maintenance — any guy who gets to ball her worked VERY hard for it.
1:15 am on December 29th, 2010
she’s a HOTTIE with points..lol..point #1: get down on it to completion before pulling out the party popper..lol..no lies here, id be a half pump chump the first round..but then id recover, and get the other half in}:P..j/p..point #2: BRUSH YO TEETH!! and stop haten,juss cuzz she like it like that..point #3: 99 cent whoppers on thursday girl you game?? i bet i can eat 5 to your 1..lol >.<
7:18 am on December 29th, 2010
For those of you who are attacking my friend, get a sense of humor and stop being so insecure about yourselves since this is suppose to be a joke. Since none of you know the real person like I do, you have made a very bad first impression with these attacks against her. It’s obvious that all of you wish that you had a beautiful and intelligent woman like her where the reality is that your insecurities, fear, and lack of manners has made you avoid going to them and put you on their list as a person to avoid when they see you.
8:00 am on December 29th, 2010
All this lady did was answer some questions, everyone is putting her down for it. That’s crap!I’ve been married for 16yrs., I love doing those things for my girl.As far as sex it is all about the women
8:30 am on December 29th, 2010
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10:04 am on December 29th, 2010
That’s right guys, keep hating. You dismiss her and I’ll scoop her up.
Let’s see, all I have to do is pay for dinner, open a few doors, not shave my balls, brush my teeth daily and please her sexually. Where do I sign up?? I’m already doing most of those things every day anyway and I’m not banging anything this hot.
Call me Krystle…I like Popeye’s too!
10:41 am on December 29th, 2010
Krystle is one of the sweetest, down to earth chix going. Don’t judge her solely by this article, which was supposed to be comical. She is a doll, believe me.
1:53 pm on December 29th, 2010
I have hungout with this lovely lady and she is very nice and has a great personality. All of you with nothing but horrible things to say need grow up and learn to laugh things off.
12:50 am on December 30th, 2010
What you have to take into account in this is that this is a forum to air grievances both on the models and for everyone here. Honestly this isn’t the most pretentious ballbreaker I’ve read. this is however fairly conceded one. I am a man who will never ask a woman out unless I can pay, (if she invites me that’s another story) in fact I agree with most everything this woman has to say. I just think they are all things that should be left unsaid…
3:49 pm on December 31st, 2010
These sound like good terms that any guy should meet for any girl he plans to go out with
12:59 am on January 4th, 2011
I would always make sure you finished first! That way, if I’m bad, it won’t seem that awful. Lol. You are smokin hot girl!
3:27 pm on January 6th, 2011
I bet you all the guys that are mad about what she said are lazy in bed (and probably don’t know it) and lazy in hygiene upkeep. Boys, let me tell you, I agree with her %1000!! If a guy wont take care of himself then why should I. However, I refuse to smell and look like a hot mess because thats not healthy or attractive. So, with that said, I will look for a that DOES take care of himself. If you don’t mind having a girl that smells nasty and looks nasty, then by all means continue doing what you do and think the way you do. But take my word for it, you will never get a decent girl.
7:51 am on January 13th, 2011
She really looks great!
I love her
10:04 pm on January 15th, 2011
u guys who r giving her sh%t have no idea how to get a girl like that. she would accept Popeyes, but who takes a sexy girl to Popeyes? only guys who dont deserve a decent, sexy girl. Keep trollin the hooker alleys, good luck with a hot chick. Morons.
8:13 pm on January 18th, 2011
I love an honest woman. I have only had one woman to tell me what I had to do to make her happy and we had a ball till she moved. Girls, take a hint. Guys, listen to her and she will make it worth your effort.
2:42 am on January 20th, 2011
Baby ,tu eres hermosa lo q r falta es un hombre como yo q t haga el amor ,como piden tus ojitos ,hacert como.en la loteria un ganador o dos bolas el segundo premio.o si no las tres bicho y bola.t pegaste en la lotto jajaja.muaaaaaa baby
2:44 am on January 20th, 2011
Baby
2:47 am on January 20th, 2011
I licket baby
3:23 am on January 20th, 2011
me imajino cuando mamas esos ojos cambian d color,y t los mamas bien rico.yo t haria muchas cositas q nadie t a hecho.garantisado d por vida.jejeje pruebame para q veas la calidad como es tener sexo rico.
12:51 am on January 24th, 2011
hello
well, if she is just “down to earth girl” why she answers like we already know her? i dont think so. She is self centered even if she is funny and nice person. She is more likely to marry a doll or slave than a real MAN. Soon or later you will come first and then…pufff end game!