Kristy Joe Muller was a Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week back in 2007, but became more famous as the enigmatic bombshell on the VH1 series Rock of Love with Bret Michaels Season 2. After outclassing more than half the field, Kristy Joe voluntarily withdrew from the contest due to personal reasons. Later in 2008, she showed up in Rock of Love: Charm School, and also made appearances on VH1′s Rock of Love Girls and VH1′s Hot 100. With covers of Guitar and Dub magazines under her belt, this month she returns to the Cyber Club with a Cyber Girl Xtra pictorial. What’s next? “I have a new TV project in the works, but I can’t talk about it yet,” she says, and directs us to myspace.com/playmateinthemaking for the latest news. Fine, then—if you can’t talk about your show, talk about yourself…
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes
Men say my best physical feature is: My butt
Sexiest woman ever: Angelina. She’s hot because she is confident and is a good person in and out.
Sexiest man ever: Twilight star Robert Pattinson. He has this mystery about him that I find sexy.
My best trait is: My humor and personality. I love to have fun and stay positive–and I love, love, love to keep a buzz going!
My worst habit is: Trusting the wrong people. (And I have OCD–don’t ask!)
I wish more men would: Dress nicer and respect women, like in the ’50s.
The key to my heart is: Be a good person and have a big heart. Be a giver.
Compliment me on: My projects and work, and I’ll love you forever!
Pet name for my boobs: My lovely lady lumps, my humps! Duh.
What I love about my boobs: My nipples–they are super sensitive.
When it comes to my body, please do: Caress my neck
When it comes to my body, please do not: Slobber. It grosses me out big time!
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Me first, then it’s all about you!
Physical feature I like to show off: My shoulders
Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: White lingerie–it makes me look innocent.
My favorite physical feature on a man: Arms and chest
My favorite trait in a man: I find a good jawline very sexy.
A man will impress me if: He is confident but not arrogant.
A man will turn me on if: He’s smart and funny. Looks help, but there is nothing sexier than a smart man.
A man will disappoint me if: He’s bad in bed.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make me coffee in the morning and bring me the newspaper!
I will not even give you a second look if: You are into yourself–that’s a big turnoff!
Something stupid that men say when they first meet me: “Wow you’re so smart!” What, you can’t be pretty and smart? I don’t know why that bothers me so much, but it does.
I will sleep with you when: I feel I can trust you.
I will never sleep with you if: You’re a slut, and you can’t remember how many women you have been with. I’m very selective about whom I sleep with; I think it’s nasty when men don’t care.
Don’t you dare: Grab my ass without permission.
The best date I ever had was: I was 17, and my boyfriend took me to see The Phantom of the Opera in LA at the Pantages. It was so beautiful: He brought red roses and treated me like a princess. I will never forget that date for as long as I live.
I am the ideal woman because: I give 100 percent of myself to you or nothing at all. You will never have to guess where you stand with me.
I am not the ideal woman because: I will challenge you at everything.
I am the best in the world at: Interior design. I can walk into any room and know how to transform it without ever having to draw or take a picture. Friends and family always come to me for design advice.
I need a man who will: Stick by me even if they think I am crazy or my idea won’t work. I tend to be real passionate about stuff and dive in, I need a risk-taker.
In my opinion, astrology is: Well, I do believe in destiny and the stars. But I think God has the final say.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My cooking
The last movie that made me laugh: Get Him to the Greek
The last movie that made me cry: Sweet November
My philosophy of love: Love until the wheels fall off.
My philosophy of sex: I try to make it new every time.
My philosophy of life: Love much, make your own happiness, and give as much as you can.
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I love what Playboy stands for. It empowers women. I’m a real woman, and I love my body, plus I have a lot of stories to share with the readers–especially the inside scoop on the real Bret Michaels!