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Kristen DeLuca: Pretty Woman

Posted 4/13/2012 at 9:30 am by

Kristen DeLuca

Last time you saw Kristen DeLuca here she was posing for sexy pictures for her good friend Krystle Lina — and looking at them is not a bad way to spend your internet goof-off time. But what say we get to know Kristen a bit better? She is a former Playboy model and a successful actress after all, with a bunch of clips on FunnyOrDie.com and numerous credits — Fast & Furious 4, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, House, Party Down — you can read about (and more pictures you can ogle) at TheKristenDeluca.com.

Yep, she’s an actress. But that doesn’t mean she’s left her glamour days behind — no, not at all. In fact when she lands that big starring role in a major movie, what’s she gonna do? (Spoiler alert!) Come back to Playboy, that’s what. Atta girl.

To keep track of her progress toward that goal, like her at facebook.com/ActressKristenDeLuca and follow her at twitter.com/KristenDeLuca.

And now, the difficult questions.

Hometown/Birthplace: Westlake, Ohio.

Current location: Hollywood, California.

Measurements: 36D-25-36.

I think my best physical feature is: My Face (especially my cheekbones).

Men say my best physical feature is: My Face and my BUTT.

Tattoos, and what they mean: I have Scooby Doo’s collar on the back of my neck, which is in memory of my mother who passed away at the age of 45 from brain cancer on March 13, 2008. My sister and I got matching tattoos of this because our mother collected Scooby Doo figurines, and her initials are also “S.D.” I also have four words in my right armpit: Karma; “Kriyamana,” a Hindu word that is a form of Karma; “Coincidence,” with a line drawn through it because there is no such thing as a coincidence, everything happens for a reason; and “Perseverance.”

Sexiest woman ever: Julia Roberts. Ever since Pretty Woman I have adored her in so many ways.

Sexiest man ever, and why: My thoughts have changed drastically on this topic, so I can’t really give an exact answer to it.

My best trait is: Loyalty!

My worst habit is: Procrastination!

I wish more men would: Be faithful!

The key to my heart is: Truth, real love, commitment, and humor.

Compliment me on: My personality, because it’s ME, not just on what I look like on the outside.

Favorite style of panties: Thongs.

What I like in a bra: I don’t wear them very often, so I’m not too picky.

Pet name for my boobs: George & Clyde.

What I love about my boobs: They are perfect in every way — worth the investment! Ha ha.

When it comes to my body, please do: Be attentive and gentle.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Be harsh and abrasive.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Do not be selfish.

Physical features I like to show off: My butt and my stomach.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Thong bikini.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: Luxury vehicles — my favorite car for a man to drive is a Range Rover, there’s just something about those that get my motor runnin’!

My favorite physical feature on a man: His face, of course! Second to that is his butt.

My favorite trait in a man: Being a romantic.

A man will impress me if: He opens doors for me, pulls out my chair, shows me attention in public, remembers specific details I tell him from past conversations, initiates a majority of the phone calls or texts everyday, and tells me what I mean to him.

A man will turn me on if: He looks me straight in the eyes, runs his hands through my hair, holds my hand while we drive in the car, puts his hand on my legs while we are out to eat, and cuddles with me in bed.

A man will disappoint me if: He does not follow through with a promise.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Just be yourself and be honest with me on every level.

I will not even give you a second look if: You disrespect me in any way!

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: Brag about what they have, or what they do, or who they’ve been with — YUCK!

I will sleep with you when: I am ready to, if that day ever even comes! (My list is very short, so not many men make the cut!)

I will never sleep with you if: You are married or have a girlfriend!

Don’t you dare: Stand me up!

The best date I ever had: Didn’t originally start out as a “date” because we were introduced through mutual friends to just grab a quick lunch and meet as “friends”, but it lasted an entire weekend right when it began and it all just fell right into place.

I am the ideal woman because: I take pride in whoever I am romantically with, and love to surprise them with cute gifts and things. I am independent, successful, trustworthy, very loyal, faithful to my boyfriends/friends/family, driven with much motivation. I don’t ask for handouts or special privileges, I thrive on doing everything on my own!

I am the best in the world at: Keeping a promise!

I need a man who will: Be emotionally supportive of me, congratulate me on my accomplishments, stick by my side through thick and thin (physically and emotionally), excite me in the bedroom! Just be my overall best friend!

In my opinion, astrology is: AMAZING! I am very into the metaphysical world, and I believe there is truth to astrology, psychics (certain ones), laws of attraction and the universe as a whole!

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My collection of M&M figurines in my bedroom!

The last movie that made me laugh: Blades of Glory (I recently watched it while I was exercising in my living room).

The last movie that made me cry: Pretty Woman — but they were tears of joy, when he comes to rescue her at her apartment in the end. Such a Cinderella story, I’m a sucker for true love!

My philosophy of love: You can’t receive it if you don’t love yourself. Once you love yourself, you will attract the perfect love into your life. I believe that everyone has a soulmate, and I honestly know that I will marry my Prince Charming someday.

My philosophy of sex: Don’t do it with too many guys, you’ll become just another number. I like to respect the notion of sex, which is why I only like to do it with someone I’m in a relationship with or someone who I am seeing on a regular basis. I’m not the type of girl to sleep around at all!

My philosophy of life: Anything is possible! LIVE your DREAMS!

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: It has always been my dream to be on the cover of Playboy. I was a Playboy Model (as a platinum blonde) for several years. Now I am focused on being a successful actress, and I hope that one day Playboy will ask me to be their cover model promoting my accomplishments and reminiscing of the days when I was a Bunny with them.

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“Kristen DeLuca: Pretty Woman”
  1. 1
    Terry says...
    7:19 pm on April 13th, 2012

    Your best feature is everything about you.You are the complete woman.

  2. 2
    john says...
    4:48 am on April 14th, 2012

    wow, she is very hot….yummmmmm

  3. 3
    xxxxx says...
    7:07 am on April 16th, 2012

    bk,g,

  4. 4
    The judge says...
    1:16 pm on June 15th, 2012

    You kind of have to feel sorry for that black bigot with the lollipop her mother didnt bring her up right. Compliments and misogyny are like oil and water they dont mix. And compliments and shallowness dont mix. So why would some ignoramus who doesnt know what shes talking about post a video confusing the words shallowness, misogyny and compliments in the same sentence for? Who out of their right mind would not want a compliment from a stranger even if it lasts only for a few seconds?

  5. 5
    Theosus says...
    1:22 pm on June 15th, 2012

    Compliments has nothing to do with being a woman hater, which is the definition of misogyny. Just as shallowness has nothing to do with compliments, because thats your blind perception of how your listening to whats being spoken. Shes a disgrace to the black human race. Bitch with the lollipop has a serious attitude problem, the bitch should go check herself and take a chill piil.

  6. 6
    Theosus says...
    1:32 pm on June 15th, 2012

    It shouldnt be worrisome to think some young women actually look to get a mans approval, which would not put them in a dangerous mental state unless they are dumbbells. Compliments are always good, but its o.k. get your self esteem from that if it builds you up. Blind ignorent women just reaffirming their female ego by belittling men when they get compliments, looks and stares and whistles. Misconstrued as irratation when its unwanted, but its still a compliment, you Satan lovers.

  7. 7
    John Carpenter the Victim of Police Harassment says...
    11:00 pm on July 9th, 2012

    I was forced against my will to go to the Norwalk Hospital by the Wasteport Police in Westport, Ct. Where Aqua is. They disrespected me and used subtle coercion to force me against my will to go in the ambulance when there was absolutely nothing wrong with me, they were being thickheaded, and wouldnt let me go home in peace in my own car. The police harassed me.

  8. 8
    Kevin says...
    11:11 pm on July 9th, 2012

    The Chive always says Chivers, well they got that from Chivers Lemon Curd.

  9. 9
    Miles Standish says...
    11:33 pm on July 27th, 2012

    Madonna, Brittney Spears, and now Giselle Bundchen all acting like disgusting pig homosexuals, whats this world coming too? Wendy Williams being a lesbian towards Raven Symone with her homosexual comment, your boobs are just sitting. What is it with renowned women, that they have to act like homos for? Its unnatural and disgusting to see two heterosexuals, pretending to be something they are not, homosexual.

  10. 10
    Kell says...
    12:02 am on July 28th, 2012

    Why has the socalled womens movement become so satanic and despotic? Fleminicysts are despots, who are self-deceived, and whose behaviour is self-contradictory. Socalled sexual harassment is a despotic law used to terrorize men into submission through the sheer briliance of lies. Lying to the police about our compliments, bearing false witness, should be the real crime, not complimenting someones body.

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