Corblimey, do we have some good news for you!
Well, it is good news if it is true.
And we can’t say it’s true.
It’s basically sort of cobbled together from a few vague internet things, but then, what in this life isn’t these days?
See, there was this model Kitty Lea, really cute English girl, gifted with uncommon
boobs joi de vivre, basically one of our favorites out of the previous generation of Page 3 Girls. And she sort of disappeared on us. We got the idea that she was doing a lot of TV, the kind of TV where maybe she puts on a schoolgirl outfit then gets naked and talks on the phone? We’re not sure — don’t get that channel in the states. But we knew she was alive via Twitter, Facebook, etc., but we didn’t really know that she was doing much of anything. Which is a shame because we were missing her joi de vivre quite a lot.
Go back into her Tweets and Facebook posts — she’s moving back to Lincolnshire, she’s heartbroken, she’s quitting, wait maybe she’s not moving, she’s high on life, she’s about to go on TV in a schoolgirl outfit… confusing as all hell! Doesn’t help that all her Facebook friends are constantly asking if she is ok. And the sad fact is we don’t think we’ve seen her on a magazine cover in a long time, when she used to be on one every month.
But recently on her Twitter page, @misskittylea, she has begun talking up a new website. Seems her old one was hijacked by some guy who, we’re guessing, is a douchebag. And she’s talking about making sexy videos again. And then this, Sunday a post to her Youtube channel after nothing for 11 months:
Eh, not the greatest video ever, as she admits, but it’s something. Kitty Lea is back!*
**Assuming she even went away in the first place.
Rejoice however you like. Jump for joy, take off your bikini top, suck a popsicle. There is no wrong way to celebrate.
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