Kim Kardashian is Sex on a Stick

Kim Kardashian
We hate to blurt it out like that, but it’s the truth. We haven’t posted any Kim in awhile and perhaps you were getting the idea that she’s losing her edge. Not so.

These shots of her on a beach in Mexico (thank you Celebuzz) confirm her sex-on-stickiness. The dude throwing her around like a rag doll is New Jersey Net Chris Humphries (10 PPG, 10 RPG), who is 6’9″.

When Maxim’s Hot 100 list drops on Tuesday, Kim will occupy the #35 spot.

Thirty-five? No. Sex on a stick.