Our British friends are down in the dumps. “Worst. Team. Ever.” is the gist of it. Finishing second in the group stage of the World Cup—second to the U.S. team, don’t forget—has them all worked up. The fact is, English players are just not on the cutting edge of soccer. But you know who is on the cutting edge of something? English babes are most definitely on the cutting edge of babe-ness. Someone had the bright idea to send Kelly Brook down to South Africa to take swimsuit pictures on the beach. England wins! Below is one video; see the other one here.

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