Tuesday Totty: Want Kelly Brook in Lingerie? On Yer Bike Then

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

Kelly Brook is one of the greatest UK babes, nay one of the great babes of the world, and lest you forget that she has what looks like a totally gratuitous (it means awesome) lingerie scene in this movie coming out called Keith Lemon the Movie. And who the bollocks is Keith Lemon? Keith Lemon “is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Leigh Francis.” And you can Wikipedia the rest your damn self.

Point is, our hero Keith sees Kelly Brook walking toward him and like any red-blooded male imagines her doing so in her underwear. And a good time is had by all.

Also for some reason or other Kelly recently was spotted on the streets of Manchester promoting something called SkyRide. This she did by riding a bicycle in a low-cut red dress, making SkyRide the toast of the internets. Sometimes it’s just that simple, Don Draper. No, we don’t know what SkyRide is but we’re very keen to try it. (H/t Superficial for these pictures.)