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Kelly Brook: Celluloid Heroine

Posted 7/14/2010 at 10:00 am by

The most fetishized geek sci-fi costume is undoubtedly “Slave Leia,” the space bikini worn by Carrie Fisher in chains at Jabba’s pad in the beginning of Return of the Jedi. Kelly Brook, who is fetishized because she’s a beautiful woman with sick curves (OK, so it’s a common fetish), dons the Slave Leia for a photo feature in Total Film magazine that also has her dressed in Raquel Welch’s fur two-piece from One Million Years BC. Gentlemen, we have video.

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  1. 1
    alma says...
    4:46 am on July 21st, 2010

    3 different women, 1st is on picture, 2nd in the movie and 3th in the real life…
    who cares 1st and 2nd?

  2. 2
    Manne says...
    5:35 am on July 22nd, 2010

    I care!

  3. 3
    Kelly Brook - Kelly Brook Billboard - Kelly Brook Reebok | The Smoking Jacket says...
    9:31 am on August 5th, 2010

    [...] of a city bus and (presumably) much more pleasant to ride. In recent weeks we’ve seen her dressed as Slave Leia and shaking her pert bum; soon enough we’ll see her as a Girls Gone Wild-esque impresario in [...]

  4. 4
    KoldShadow says...
    5:07 am on October 5th, 2010

    I care, too, but alma definitely has a point. I think of the boyfriends she’s had, since she’s SOOOOO HOT (and she is) . . . why would they let her go? Obviously how women–especially highly attractive ones-are portrayed in the media, is illusory and highly unrealistic. :-\ Oh well . . . am I really supposed to be able to not enjoy looking at this: http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3629/kellybrook180.jpg

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    KoldShadow says...
    5:10 am on October 5th, 2010

    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3629/kellybrook180.jpg <<< How hot was she 5 years ago? Even better, how awesome is it that she's ALMOST still as hot? Even though the way she's portrayed in the media is illusory and unrealistic, I still don't mind suspending my disbelief while I *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* to that pic, and many others of her . . .

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