Tuesday Totty: Kelly Brook vs. Lucy Pinder on “Keith Lemon” Red Carpet

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

As we reported last week, Kelly Brook is in a comedy motion picture called Keith Lemon: The Film. It had its premiere yesterday and as was to be expected the delightful Ms. Brook was there and looking super hot.

Also there — though not, as far as we know, in the actual film — was mega-glamour model Lucy Pinder, who is famous for something they call “getting her baps out in lad mags.”

Is Kelly Brook a great actress? We are pretty sure you will not find anyone who would say that. Might Lucy Pinder be as good an actress as Kelly if given the opportunity? We can’t say for sure that she wouldn’t. Or would. Or wouldn’t not.

Point is… these two aren’t so different after all. Had the breaks gone another way, perhaps it would be Lucy with the sexpot cameo in the funny movie and Kelly as the “mere” topless model. (Incidentally, Lucy is currently a creative director at Girl Management, her modeling agency.)

Both hot, but not the same — two roads diverged in a yellow wood. A yellow wood of hotness. But which one is hotter?