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Tuesday Totty: Kelly Brook vs. Lucy Pinder on “Keith Lemon” Red Carpet

Posted 8/21/2012 at 10:00 am by

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

As we reported last week, Kelly Brook is in a comedy motion picture called Keith Lemon: The Film. It had its premiere yesterday and as was to be expected the delightful Ms. Brook was there and looking super hot.

Also there — though not, as far as we know, in the actual film — was mega-glamour model Lucy Pinder, who is famous for something they call “getting her baps out in lad mags.”

Is Kelly Brook a great actress? We are pretty sure you will not find anyone who would say that. Might Lucy Pinder be as good an actress as Kelly if given the opportunity? We can’t say for sure that she wouldn’t. Or would. Or wouldn’t not.

Point is… these two aren’t so different after all. Had the breaks gone another way, perhaps it would be Lucy with the sexpot cameo in the funny movie and Kelly as the “mere” topless model. (Incidentally, Lucy is currently a creative director at Girl Management, her modeling agency.)

Both hot, but not the same — two roads diverged in a yellow wood. A yellow wood of hotness. But which one is hotter?

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    Tuesday Totty: Kelly Brook vs. Lucy Pinder on “Keith Lemon” Red Carpet | Infomormed guy | Only what matters! says...
    10:42 am on August 21st, 2012

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    Rich M says...
    11:02 am on August 21st, 2012

    Love Lucy Pinder but someone needs to tell her the hands in the pocket pose is not where its at.

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    Pigeon says...
    12:45 pm on August 21st, 2012

    These are some of Lucy’s most beautiful “candids” ever. And the “hands in pockets” pose most definitely *is* where it’s at :)

    Lucy made her own movie debut earlier this year with her appearance as a vampire in “Strippers vs Werewolves” :)

    She most certainly could be a better actress than Kelly Brook (she is already more beautiful) if only she was given the chance… if she had a decent agency who would actually make an effort to get her the chance, instead of conning her into accepting this meaninglessly-titled “creative director” rubbish, which merely means that they mess her about making her think that giving work to other models which she ought to be doing herself is the best she can do… which is patently false.

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    1:13 pm on August 21st, 2012

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