The Grammys happened last night — did you hear about “the memo”? Seems that CBS was all worried about things like underboob, butt cheeks, and bulge, so the network sent out a memo telling the stars to keep themselves decent:

Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.

(By the way, “female breast nipples” are the best kind of female nipples, in our opinion. To each his own, but we don’t dig female nipples that are not on the breast.)

Some people say Katy Perry “didn’t get the memo.” We say bullshit, she got the memo but, since she has always flaunted cleavage at every opportunity, she ignored the memo. You can’t stop Katy Perry from being Katy Perry — you can only hope to contain her. And really, that’s a slim hope. This is the girl who got kicked off Sesame Street for the crime of having boobs.

Here she is in action, and we have pictures as well. Pictures that will cause you to renew your simmering dislike for John Mayer, we are sure. Oh, and there’s also the funny moment when Ellen Degeneres’ eyes about popped out of her head and into Katy’s decolletage. Funny because Ellen is, you know, a lesbian. All in all, Katy was two of the best things about the whole show — the Grammys should be sending her flowers.

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