The Smoking Jacket

Sailing Takes Me Away

Posted 10/27/2011 at 11:00 am by

Karen Witter

Growing up near a lake meant that our families were immersed in boating culture. It seemed like we were always at the pier for social gatherings, fishing trips or just to hang out on someone’s sailboat and soak up the sun. Your mom was more partial to the latter activity, and the calmness and serenity of the water clearly did wonders for her.

Yes, looking back on it, we were extremely fortunate that she considered herself to be a boat person—because your mom was hot!

Model: Miss March 1982 Karen Witter

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