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Jessica Thomas Looks Familiar

Posted 5/13/2011 at 12:00 pm by

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We probably haven’t been the first to say it, and we certainly won’t be the last. So here goes…Jessica Thomas kinda looks like Megan Fox. You know, if Megan Fox didn’t have eight novels worth of literature tattooed on her ribcage.

Jessica is just 20-years-old, but she’s already built up an impressive résumé of modeling credits, having been featured everywhere from catalogs to television commercials. But our favorite appearance, by far, is this debut appearance right here on TSJ.

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“Jessica Thomas Looks Familiar”
  1. 1
    del mar says...
    2:09 pm on May 13th, 2011

    Why does someone who wants to be a model want to look like someone else? Seems to me for a 20 year old that’s a lot of makeup – I would love to see her without any or a lot less. I am sure she is beautiful even more so without all of its on.

  2. 2
    Don says...
    6:46 am on May 14th, 2011

    First off, who says she is TRYING to look like Megan fox? Maybe she is, it’s working for her isn’t it. Maybe she isn’t, it’s still working for her. She getting publicity isn’t she! My personal opinion, she doesn’t look that much like megan fox. I don’t think she is real hot, but she isn’t bad either. No tattoos is a plus, thats the only thing wrong with Megan. But for me, I’ll put up with the rats on Megan and choose her over jessica.

  3. 3
    Franco says...
    12:03 am on May 16th, 2011

    Jessica is way hotter than Megan Fox imo.

  4. 4
    e.james says...
    10:04 am on May 18th, 2011

    Seriously? This girls looks NASTY. Megan Fox is so hot and still looks classy, this chick looks like someone just pulled her away from snorting lines at a porn shoot.

  5. 5
    Maria says...
    10:44 am on May 18th, 2011

    GROSS. Jessica looks like a drag queen. Definitely born a dude and had some surgery.

  6. 6
    patamho says...
    12:02 pm on May 18th, 2011

    i agree with maria look for the shaved adams apple

  7. 7
    atherisch says...
    1:36 pm on May 18th, 2011

    Never thought I’d feel this way, but dude, stop insulting Megan Fox. Featured “everywhere from catalogs to television commercials”, eh? Hope you got something worthwhile in exchange for promoting this “chick”, and hope you wore protection, cuz Gross.

  8. 8
    atherisch says...
    1:38 pm on May 18th, 2011

    God, that is the meanest thing I have ever written.

  9. 9
    Jack Burton says...
    2:47 pm on May 18th, 2011

    Wow, she is ugly. She looks like Megan Fox after a 5 year coke binge /end post

  10. 10
    Mike Walker says...
    4:09 pm on May 18th, 2011

    She looks like Devon Aoki and Megan had a love child and beat it with a fish bat.

  11. 11
    CSW says...
    6:14 pm on May 18th, 2011

    Um…I’m pretty sure that’s a guy. A gross, anorexic guy with a truly unfortunate amount of plastic surgery. And no, he does not resemble Megan Fox at all.

  12. 12
    ihateemo says...
    2:39 am on May 19th, 2011

    Looks like someone Photoshopped the hell out of Janice Dickinson.

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