Meet Jessenia Vice, Our Favorite Wicked and Evil Habit

Jessenia ViceWe know what “Vice” means — it’s defined as “an immoral, wicked, or evil habit, action, or trait.” So yes, we have plenty of those. But what’s up with “Jessenia”? Here’s what she has to say about herself:

“I was first seen on Tyra Banks’ show, where the audience picked me as the winner of a Kim Kardashian looalike contest. I’ve been on the covers of O.Y.E Magazine (April 2010), SHOCK (2010), Maxim Espanol JULY 2011. You may have seen me on MTV’s Silent Library season 4 or on MUN2.TV. I’ve had the lead in music videos for Fat Joe featuring Trey Songz (‘If it Aint about the Money’), 50 Cent featuring Tony Yayo (‘Pass the Patron’), Elisabeth Withers (‘No Regrets’), and others. And I’m the new face of Apple Bottoms US 2011 clothing by Nelly — I’ll be shooting the new fall line in September!”

You can get more Jessenia at IamJesseniaVice.com, twitter.com/jesseniavice, facebook.com/jesseniavice.page, myspace.com/therealjesseniavice, and youtube.com/jessenia0905, and she’ll be in an upcoming babes-cooking show called “Look Who’s Cooking.”

Hometown/Birthplace: Newark, NJ

Current location: New Jersey

Measurements: 34C-25-36

I think my best physical feature is: My lips — they are full and ultra soft.

Men say my best physical feature is: My perky booty.

Tattoos: Four in total. One on my lower back, the face of a tiger inside the body of a butterfly — it means I may look vulnerable but beware, there’s a force within that gives me strength to conqure anything that comes my way! Second is a “J” with wings and tilted halo — self explanatory, I’m an angel but not a perfect one, and the J is for Jessenia.Third is my parents names in their handwriting on my inner and outer ankle with a rosary wrapped around that falls onto my foot. Fourth is on my shoulder; it’s a quote that reads “Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears so we can see the world with a clearer view once again.”

Sexiest woman ever: Jessica Biel. Her body is insane and her face is angelic.

Sexiest man ever: Ricky Martin — and I don’t even care that he’s gay! He oozes sexuality and is so humble.

My best trait is: My scarcastic wit. It keeps people entertained and light-hearted.

My worst habit is: I overanalyze, over-plan, and stress! It’s a natural Virgo thing.

I wish men would: Walk around with a sign that reads either “wanna play ” or “wanna commit.” That way women wouldn’t have to deal with drama.

The key to my heart is: A good massage. I sometimes work 16 hours at the ER so my body is tense. If he can rub me down the right way — SOLD!

Compliment me on: My talents and personality. There is so much more to me than a pretty face and sexy body.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Keep it nice and neat but don’t shave it all off. I’ve seen that before and it bugged me out!

My grooming down there: I prefer waxing; if I don’t have time I’ll shave.

Favorite style of panties: 98% of the time — NADA! The 2% of the time that I do wear panties, it’s always a thong.

What I like in a bra: Good support! Bring ‘em right up.

Pet name for my boobs: Hah! I’ll let you guys name them for me.

What I love about my boobs: They look great in a pushup bra, and when I’m not wearing a bra they are perky and well proportioned.

When it comes to my body, please do: Enjoy.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Glorify it.

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Have fun with me!

Physical feature I like to show off: My legs — nothing beats a short dress.

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: Lacy lingerie, I think it’s every man’s weakness.

My favorite physical feature on a man: His smile.

My favorite trait in a man: Humor — I’m also a sucker for good jokes.

A man will impress me if: He can carry and intellectual conversation.

A man will turn me off if: His breath stinks!

A man will disappoint me if: He lies.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Feed me!

I will not even give you a second look if: You yell out “hey ma!” or any non-cute pick up line.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They say, “I think you’re so hot, you must be a model.”

I will sleep with you when: I know you well enough to trust you with my body.

I will never sleep with you if: You’re boasting about how big your package is.

I am the ideal woman because: I know my flaws but don’t let them define me.

I am not the ideal woman because: I’m not perfect.

I am the best in the world at: Saving animals. My friends call me “The Vet”!

I need a man who will: Grow with me, and will support my career path as it can be a difficult one for some men to deal with.

In my opinion, astrology: Can be pretty accurate and at times outrageous.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: How neat my room is.

The last movie that made me laugh: Horrible Bosses! I was laughing so hard that I was crying!

The last movie that made me cry: Horrible Bosses! Just kidding. Blue Valentine — great movie but a total downer!

My philosophy of love: It can be a beautiful thing when equally shared and respected.

My philosophy of sex: In a relationship, it is vital and should happen whenever at all possible!

My philosophy of life: Life can be ironic, learn from it and enjoy it.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: How about this — someday if I ever make it to Eva Longoria’s status I’ll fully disrobe for the world. Until then I’ll keep you guessing.

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