Yeah, it’s an octomom kinda deal that went down with these guys: The dudes are totes triplets. What are you racist? They’re triplets. The never-before-outed triplets (we never said they were IDENTICAL TRIPLETS, yo), Elvis Presley, David Bowie, and R. Kelly, are celebrating their conjoined b-days in high style today. Buy the fellas a few peanut-butter and banana birthday cakes. Wear your tightest pants. Some lightning bolt eyeshadow. Watch some Muppet-loving “Labyrinth.” Tell the world you’re the greatest.
Or remember them by watching a coupla key vids we’ve so handily provided you with, below.
I wish I was a triplet with David Bowie.
Elvis — “In the Ghetto”
David Bowie’s new single — “Where Are We Now?”
Funniest R. Kelly Song — “Same Girl”
Now, for old time’s sakes, watch the spoof — “Same Lady”
And just ‘cus: Billy Bragg — “The World’s Greatest”