Irina Voronina Can Still Hear the Screaming of the Chickens

Today the great Irina Voronina returns to The Smoking Jacket with all new pictures and sass.

What is so great about Irina Voronina? Well all Playboy Playmates (she was Miss January 2001) are certainly great in their own way, but Irina has been putting that exposure to work for several years as a comedic actress — you may remember her as the comedy boobs in Reno: 911!: Miami. She also had her own series, Svetlana, on HDNet, was in the Oscar-nominated Piranha 3DD, and has appeared in the CraveOnline series Balls:

A statuesque and funny Russian blonde who excels at bikini-style comedy? Yes, please.

And now the Soviet-style interrogation in which she tells us all about ripping her jeans in the crotch area and her traumatic youth poultry experience. Do not resist.

I’m a nerd about: My taxes and receipts! I could have been such a great accountant!

Try not to stare at my: Boooobs.

I would rather have a root canal than: Go skydiving…

Sex is: Underrated most of the time.

My greatest weakness is: My kitties!!

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Kitty Galore.

Food that turns me on: Cheese and wine.

Something cool about having boobs: You get to dress them up in bras!

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Lots and lots of food!

The funniest comedian is: Louis CK.

People tell me I look like: Rebecca De Mornay in Risky Business, Traci Lords and a bunch of Russian tennis players.

I’m too sexy for my: Facebook Fan page! Every other picture I post gets flagged!

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: little problems #spoiledbrats.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A model, of course…

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: posting a FriskyFriday picture on Twitter @irinavoronina.

I am completely freaked out by: heights and deep waters…

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: I only wear tight jeans, so full back underwear is out of the question! My Grandma used to call my underwear “dental floss.”

I will never understand why men: Are intimidated by hot women.

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: My favorite pair of G-Star jeans ripped in the crotch area as I was getting into a taxi cab on the way to the airport! Speaking of the worst timing!

My relationship with spectator sports is: Well — there is not much of a relationship there. I do watch Basketball play offs, the Olympics and figure skating.

The most exciting thing I did today was: I found a box of my old CDs and uploaded then to my iTunes! Hello now A-HA, Depeche Mode, Garbage and Red Hot Chili Peppers!

My secret weapon: Is usually my brain and sense of humor.

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: “A little to Late” by Metric.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: It’s been working out great so far! But I am also co-owner of an online store Use special promo code COCO10 for 10% off your order!

Something my mother or parents made me do that still traumatizes me today: Well, how about plucking a freshly killed chicken with Grandma at the age of five.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: It’s usually Thai food — can never get enough of it!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: To never lease a car for a boyfriend!

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: Hmmm, in front of the mirror, playing with my Moms make up at the age of 12.

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Probably hiking — I could say camping, but I haven’t gone camping since I was 16. I am kind of a chicken when it comes to rough stuff.

A grown man should not: Be a pussy and complain more than a woman!

Irina is on Facebook at and Twitter @irinavoronina. Credit for these amazing new photos goes to shooter Mark Kuta; hair and makeup by Jessica Covalla.