Inessa Chimato Spreads the Positive

Inessa ChimatoForeigners! They’re fun, aren’t they? Well when they look like Inessa Chimato they most certainly are. Inessa is from Ukraine, and very recently moved to Los Angeles. And as you will discover, her accent is extremely sexy.

Well, you will “discover” this because she tells us people like her accent. Unfortnately we don’t have any audio of her, so you’ll have to imagine all of these answers delivered in a breathy, bossy sorta-Russian sexy lady spy accent.

Maybe like Olga Kurylenko, or Milla Jovovich, or Karina Smirnoff. Or Yakov Smirnoff, if you want. He was born in Odessa. If you want to think Inessa sounds like Yakov, you’re welcome to. In Soviet Russia, models on internet look at you!

Inessa is on Facebook; photos by Kaloopy.

A nickname I have had: Golden girl or just Golden (cause of the color of my hair)… I like it cause in Ukrainian it sounds actually nice.

The worst movie I have ever seen: I’m kind of intuitive and choose pretty good movies

I’m a nerd about: TV show “Friends”

Try not to stare at my: boobs… I know its hard. =) at least make some eye contact =))))

I would rather have a root canal than: I’d rather not have root canal….

Sex is: Energizing and/or relaxing… depending on when and how its done))

My greatest weakness: Dessert….

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Karina “the Killer” Kudryashova

Food that turns me on: beautifully decorated food… and dessert again

I don’t understand why people think I’m: Funny (probably cause of the accent, but I’m not really sure)

Something cool about having boobs: a lot of attention, both from men AND women…and they are bouncy, which is always fun

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Alcohol , some hors d’oeuvre and entertainment planned

The funniest comedian is: Loni Love and my friend Dayve Gregory

People tell me I look like: Alyson Hannigan and Jennifer Aniston…

I’m too sexy for my: clothes =)

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Bad days… We all have them, let’s spread positive

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: some kind of a world explorer.

Stay out of my way when: I didn’t get enough sleep

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: winking ;)

My super power: I’m psychic…

I am completely freaked out by: LA drivers

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: I have only enjoyable underwear ;)

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: Keep talking, I LOVE your accent.

The most exciting thing I did today was: Moved to LA.

My secret weapon: is charm.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Kate Beckinsale…there is just something about her!

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ “Thrift Shop.” Just makes me wanna jump and shake my bootie))) Oh..and the video is hilarious.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: Yoga instructor or a nutritionist.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Cheesecake =) last weekend

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: Think about your own happiness first.

The first time I can remember feeling sexy was: In high school… thats when my “ladies” started to get lots of attention

A grown man should not: Complain and whine

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