Cleanliness is Next to Hotness

Your mom was never content to drive a station wagon with faux wood paneling like all the other moms on the block. No, she tooled around in a sporty little thing that obviously was her prized possession, judging by how often she washed it.

Her preferred outfit for doing so: A pair of Daisy Dukes and a form-fitting cutoff T-shirt with nothing underneath. Our preferred place to hang out: Your house when there was even a speck of dirt on that car.

Why? Do you even have to ask? Because your mom was hot!

Model: Miss September 1981 Susan Smith