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Reading is Fundamental

Posted 4/21/2011 at 10:00 am by

After several months of being cooped up indoors, we couldn’t wait for the weather to turn so we could get outside and play some baseball. Your mom was equally enthusiastic about once again being able to indulge in her favorite outdoor activity—reading a book in her bikini in the backyard.

That’s why we staged our baseball games in the park next door to your house. That’s also why each of us “accidentally” overthrew the catcher at least once an inning so we’d have to jump the fence and get the ball out of your yard. Not because we couldn’t control our pitches or especially enjoyed jumping fences, but because your mom was hot!

Model: Miss July 1963 Carrie Enwright

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    Johnny Styles says...
    11:10 pm on June 2nd, 2011

    Now that’s a real woman. No fake boobs and no plastic surgery anywhere. Suddenly the Oedipus complex doesn’t sound like a crazy idea at all.

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    suratmin says...
    10:22 am on June 3rd, 2011

    it’s so good for branch of knowledge

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