Seasonal Allergies Be Damned!

Seasonal allergies suck for everyone, but they were especially traumatic for your mom, whose love of flowers was all but crushed by the constant sneezing and wheezing. When she heard there was a new wonder drug on the market, she rushed to her doctor for a prescription.

A few of your friends happened to be hanging out on your front porch on the day she took her first dose. Curious about whether she had finally found a miracle elixir, your mom loaded us all into her station wagon (she knew better than to leave us at your house unsupervised) and drove to the nearest meadow. Lo and behold, the drug worked even better than advertised.

It was as if she had been reborn, and through that meadow she frolicked for what seemed to be several hours. We didn’t mind. In fact, we were happy to share in her joy, because your mom was hot!

Model: Miss August 1968 Gale Olson