Here’s That Kate Upton Sexy Cheeseburger Ad You Ordered

Kate Upton

Okay, remember awhile ago when we predicted that Kate Upton’s Carl’s Jr. commercial would be the hottest Super Bowl ad? It was a fair prediction except for one fact: Kate Upton’s Carl’s Jr. commercial did not air during the Super Bowl.

Kate Upton herself told us this in one of the greatest @grlwtchr tweets we’ve ever received. That’s right, tradin’ tweets with Kate Upton, just another day at the salt mine for us.

NOW the Carl’s Jr. Kate Upton commercial is out and we are pleased to report that it is by far the most pornographic woman-on-cheeseburger action we’ve ever seen. Is this thing even cleared to air on TV in the USA? In the past Carl (or is it Carl Jr., that name has always confused us) has taken some heat for sexy ads with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, but this new one with our close personal friend Kate Upton is over the line. If we were watching TV with our parents and this came on, we’d leave the room.

Here’s the behind-the-scenes, because you’ve always wanted to know just how cheeseburger commercials are made. No, but you’ve always wanted more Kate Upton, and this is one way to get it.

And while we’re on the subject, here’s the Kate Upton “Bouncing” supercut. Sorry there aren’t any cheeseburgers in it. Enjoy the Jell-O.