Heidi Montag: The Beach Is Back

Heidi Montag
How about that Heidi Montag, huh?

She was out on the beach the other day strutting her stuff for the paparazzi like it was four years ago and people really wanted to see the stuff she was strutting. Heidi was, in her Hills heyday, how shall we say — hard to love. This had something to do with her seeming to be little more than an attention-hungry reality-TV, well, fame whore. This was a persona she cultivated, with her boyfriend/fiance Spencer Pratt. They were schemers, ripoff artists, charlatans among reality-TV charlatans who couldn’t even stick it out on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! In 2009, Heidi had 10 plastic surgery procedures in a single day and came out the other side looking just vaguely like her old self. In 2010, she released her debut album, Superficial. It’s like she was trying to be disliked.

That was then… what about now? Does time heal? What do you see when you look at these pictures — an unlovable semi-celebrity? Or do you just see a hot blonde on the beach?

Reality TV is about nothing if not second chances.

Actually, it may just be about nothing — but that’s a discussion for another day. Enjoy Ms. Montag and see if you can find just a little love for her in your heart.

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