Hannah Davis Invades Kate Upton’s Turf; Chaos Ensues
Yeah, we saw the headlines yesterday:
TheFrisky: Is Hannah Davis — Derek Jeter’s Girlfriend — The Next Kate Upton?
Our reaction wasn’t, “Oooh, next Kate Upton? Let’s see!” It was a little more personal. Comparing Hannah Davis to Kate Upton is not to be done lightly — well, we have a confession to make.
Kate Upton is our pretend Internet girlfriend.
It’s true. We’ve been keeping it in the DL, but we’ve been seeing Kate Upton in a totally imaginary way for some time now. So if you tell us that Kate Upton is being replaced by Hannah Davis (who is Derek Jeter’s real-life girlfriend) — well, we need to be consulted on this at least.
What’s happened is Hannah Davis performed really well in her shoot for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2013. We are not being ordered to dump Kate Upton.
Phew! Because we’re not ready for that yet. We have so many pretend memories yet to create!
Here’s Hannah…
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[...] all the hype over whether Hannah Davis is the “next Kate Upton,” let us not forget who is really in the position to claim that [...]
3:55 pm on January 11th, 2013
Dogmeat, compared to Kate.
9:34 am on January 14th, 2013
Hannah Davis is probably the most beautiful women I have ever seen. By Far.
9:37 am on January 14th, 2013
Kate is beautiful ….. And I don’t think it’s a competition thing. They look totally different. Hannah looks gorgeous, no doubt but also in shape, athletic and healthy. Just what the cover of Sports Illustrated needs. Represents the mag so well!
6:03 pm on January 14th, 2013
[...] all the hype over whether Hannah Davis is the “next Kate Upton,” let us not forget who is really in the position to claim that [...]