Girl on Girl: Michelle Lewin and Jessica Vaugn

JANUARY 2012′s Playboy Venezuela cover girl Michelle Lewin is a fit Latin vixen I knew would please TSJ readers! This inkless beauty is the type you hope to meet on an exotic vacation to Venezuela! Be sure to check out her sexy web gallery and keep up with her on Facebook and Twitter!

What is your hometown and where do you live now?
I’m from a town called Maracay in Venezuela, but I’m right now in Italy. Five days ago I signed for an apartment in South Beach Miami… So where is my hometown? I’d say Miami.

36C-24-36, 114 lbs. I have brown eyes. I’m a mix of Venezuelan, Colombian, and Italian. And I have the perfect butt!!

Where have we seen your modeling?
Things just exploded lately… I was just an ordinary girl, working as public relations in a clinic. I had just finished my stewardess studies when this guy insisted on a test shoot… and it ended up on the cover of Venezuela’s biggest glamour magazine. Not long after that, I was on the cover of Playboy Venezuela. I have also been on covers in USA and Denmark. So keep your eyes open!

You are one buff woman! Where are you at with fitness?
Now I need 18 discs of 45 lbs each at the leg press to just feel any pain at all the day after a hard workout!

Do you have any celebrity creep stories?
I have been offered to feature in a music video by one of the world’s most famous musicians… But he said I had to go to bed with him first. So the answer was thanks, but no thanks. But I’ll just say this — what a jackass!

If you could send Hef a private note that could only be length of a fortune cookie, what would you write to him?
Be sure to stay in that mansion of yours Mr. Hef, because soon a Latin girl-next-door will come knocking!

Who is the sexiest Playboy celeb you’ve seen featured?
Pamela Anderson. Such a perfect lady. Also we have the same problem she and I… I don’t either like to see photos of myself, just as she didn’t during her career. Maybe you think I’m beautiful and sexy and all that, but I don’t. I really don’t. I like my hair and my abs, but my face? Not so much.

“I need 18 discs of 45 lbs each at the leg press to just feel any pain at all the day after a hard workout!”

You’re pretty put together woman! Have you always had the good life?

I grew up very poor, my dad left when I was one. I had to work when I wasn’t in school, and I learned early that most people can’t be trusted. Me and my mother just had each other for many years, and I believe that is one reason that I have had an extremely low amount of sexual partners.

On a first date, what things can win a guy major points with you? What things will make you never see him again?
First impression has got to be “wow”… Second of all he has to be smart and be able to make me laugh without trying too hard. Manage that and you’re almost there. A big turn-off is guys who tell jokes. Sorry, but I can’t laugh at jokes, even if I try, and even if it’s a great joke. That’s the only way for not funny guys to make people believe that they’re funny.

What do you perceive as the sexier things about yourself?
It’s got to be they way I think. I don’t need alcohol to do the wildest things you can ever imagine. But it’s probably very hard to believe the first time you meet me.

Who inspires you?
My biggest idol right now is Larissa Reis! Since I have become a gym rat, she is my biggest inspiration.

What were you like in school?
I was this sweet little girl, sitting there listening to the teacher, wearing my fancy school uniform, all the boys were in love with me, all the girls hated and harrased me. I did my homework. I answered the questions as correctly as I could. But at the same time, my heart was broken during my whole childhood.

What is your sex and relationship advice for guys?
Don’t brag about it, but if you have experience it’s a plus. Guys that know what they’re doing are the best. Give all attention to your girl, play with her, don’t rush… and find the G-spot! It’s there! And once you find it, the girl will never let you go. Relationship-wise: Rihanna sang “Won’t you make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world“. And she is so right! Treat her like that! We NEVER want to find out that you have checked out a Facebook profile of another girl. We’re just like that. Live with it, it’s worth it!

My ULTIMATE modeling assignment would be…
The catwalk for Victoria’s Secret. Well, I’m not 5’10 so I have to keep on dreaming!

What is your unfulfilled sexual fantasy?
I’d love to connect with my first love, long before I lost my virginity. I can’t remember his first name, but he’s started to pop up in my mind lately.

Let’s say you were planning a celebrity threesome…who are you inviting?
Brad Pitt and George Clooney…with Anthony Hopkins watching!

What is the most ridiculous thing a photographer has asked you to do for a shoot?
In Rome this photographer asked me to get naked in front of the Vatican. But come on, show some respect!! How would that look? Why don’t we just ask the Pope if he can come out and wave? But I considered it.

I’m the ideal woman because…
I have never had a one night stand and if you want me you have to work very, very hard.

The sexiest sports icon is:
I had this thing for David Beckham, but does he still play? Well, I say him anyway.

Where can we keep up with you online?
Twitter: @michelle_lewin

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