The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Mazzon

Gianna MazzonGianna Mazzon is a Bay Area girl living in Stuttgart, Germany. She’s been in all kinds of Playboy publications and done various Playboy websites, so use that information however you see fit.

Gianna also looks good with (some) clothes on, and we’re sure she has the boys in Deutschland saying “wunderbar!” as she walks down the street. She probably gets free Dinkelacker and schnitzel. How about a wiener on the house? Hey, it could be wurst.

Gott in Himmel this is terrible. After all, Gianna herself is Italian-American and loves to cook, and we have Italian food innuendo out the wazoo we’re not even using. Let’s just get on with this before someone gets a faceful of penne all’arrabbiata. Fan, follow and ogle Gianna at,

A nickname I have had: Gia after the supermodel Gia Carangi. People have told me that I look like her so it stuck and I like it.

The worst movie I have ever seen: The Last Exorcism, it was just horrible.

I’m a nerd about: Reading, I love to read.

Please worship my: Toes — what can I say I like my toes they are pretty.

Try not to stare at my: I’d say my boobs but I’m pretty proud of them. I grew them myself.

I would rather have a root canal than: Get stuck in a Stau (traffic) in Germany.

Sex is: A great stress reliever.

My greatest weakness: Chocolate-covered strawberries.

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: Davina Dolce.

Food that turns me on: Chocolate-covered strawberries, cupcakes, dark chocolate.

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Something cool about having boobs: They look damn good in shirts, dresses and swim suits.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Lots of food and good music.

The funniest comedian is: Dane Cook and Jim Gaffigan.

People tell me I look like: Gia Carangi and Rita Hayworth.

I’m too sexy for my: Cat.

I wish people would stop Tweeting about: Lady Gaga.

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A veterinarian.

Stay out of my way when: I haven’t had breakfast or my morning coffee.

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: Rubbing your leg.

My super power: I can predict the weather.

I am completely freaked out by: Large spiders.

I will never understand why men: Smell so bad at the gym I go to.

My relationship with spectator sports is (do you watch sports and if so what is your team): San Francisco 49ers and Giants.

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger is: That I have beautiful ankles. People are so random.

The most exciting thing I did today was: Today I got to sleep in and relax, woohoo. But last weekend I got to visit Paris and go all the way up to the top of the Eiffel Tower. Yay!

My secret weapon: My cooking.

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Well in my dreams it would be Angelina Jolie, but in real life Jessica Vaugn is my lesbian lover and we’re getting married next year. J/K — ha ha I wish!

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: ”Bullet for My Valentine,” “Hearts Burst Into Fire,” or Metallica’s “Seek and Destroy.” Because they are songs that are meant to be played loud!

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out (and why): I’ve almost always worked a day job besides modeling and the past 6 years I’ve worked in property management.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Last week we tried a new Indian food restaurant and yeah I ate to much — but oooh it was soo good.

On the worst bender of my life, I was drinking: Grey Goose vodka and cranberry — yuck! To this day, just the smell of it makes me feel sick. I think I tried to get on stage with a stripper and she said “Honey come back on Wednesday night, that’s amateur night.”

The most rough-and-tumble outdoor activity I do is: Well I tried snowboarding but I didn’t really like the falling down part.I just need more practice.

A grown man should not: Forget to be a kid sometimes and just have fun!