Sure, the people who watch Dancing With the Stars probably skew female and male-not-attracted-to-female.
Sure, some people in the U.S. don’t even know who she is.
Sure, she apparently can’t dance worth a crap.
But eliminate Elisabetta Canalis from Dancing With the Stars?
Last night she was the second contestant voted off the silly show, standing there in the red spotlight of shame with David Arquette and Chaz Bono. Seriously, she was nice to even wait for her name to be called. If I were in any sort of race to the bottom with David Arquette and Chaz Bono, I might just raise my hand and say, “Y’know what? I don’t wanna be on this show anymore.”
And if I were Elisabetta I might also add, “…and fuck you and your United States Hollywood actor man too.” Because, as you remember, George Clooney split with Elisabetta earlier this year and then took up with Stacy Keibler. Life is ruff when you’re a dirty dawg.
Elisabetta was described as “down in the dumps” in the wake of Clooney. Perhaps she was hoping DWTS would give her a lift—you gotta feel for her. Think kind thoughts. Enjoy these pictures and think kind thoughts of yourself feeling her. I am now rooting for Hope Solo.