Eight Great Videos of Women Crushing Stuff With their Legs

We were searching the Internet for cogent analysis of last Tuesday’s midterm elections when we stumbled upon a truly remarkable video. It was footage of a woman crushing a watermelon between her thighs.

A few clicks later and we realized that we had happened upon one of the great, unheralded sub-genres of the Internet: women using their legs to smash, smush or all out pulverize something.

Check out a few of our favorite discoveries.

Woman crushes soda can!

A pineapple!

Shredded Mini Wheats shredded!

Something called a Stuffie!

A cantaloupe!

A different girl with a different watermelon!

Conan O’Brien!

We’ve never been so simultaneously turned on, frightened and in the mood for a fruit salad.