We were searching the Internet for cogent analysis of last Tuesday’s midterm elections when we stumbled upon a truly remarkable video. It was footage of a woman crushing a watermelon between her thighs.
A few clicks later and we realized that we had happened upon one of the great, unheralded sub-genres of the Internet: women using their legs to smash, smush or all out pulverize something.
Check out a few of our favorite discoveries.
Woman crushes soda can!
Shredded Mini Wheats shredded!
Something called a Stuffie!
A different girl with a different watermelon!
We’ve never been so simultaneously turned on, frightened and in the mood for a fruit salad.