Egotastic on Katy’s new music video for “California Gurls”:
“It’s like we’re being given pieces of an amazing boob jigsaw puzzle and when we’ve finally arranged every single piece, Katy’s melons will explode with candy, like a tit-pinata.”
Well said. (Also: Upskirt.)
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