The Smoking Jacket

Katy Perry’s Amazing Boob Jigsaw Puzzle

Posted 6/21/2010 at 5:00 am by

Egotastic on Katy’s new music video for “California Gurls”:

“It’s like we’re being given pieces of an amazing boob jigsaw puzzle and when we’ve finally arranged every single piece, Katy’s melons will explode with candy, like a tit-pinata.”

Well said. (Also: Upskirt.)

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“Katy Perry’s Amazing Boob Jigsaw Puzzle”
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    Bill Dale says...
    2:09 pm on July 20th, 2010

    ugggggggggggh! Worst name for a site possible! The majority of our population does not smoke… and like a lot of guys, I won’t date a girl no matter how sexy she seems otherwise, if she smokes. I won’t even let anyone in my car if they’ve had a cigarette in the last half-hour just cuz I can still smell their breath. My mother was a smoker, it’s a disgusting habit to force upon anyone in your company, and the mere idea that Hef thinks anything about smoking is sexy shows how out-of-touch He is. Why do you think non-smoking ordinances are so popular? To use “smoking” in your site name makes as much sense as the use of diarrhea, snot or vomit!

    CHANGE THE NAME OF THE SITE IF YOU DON’T WANNA TURN OFF HALF OF YOUR POTENTIAL VISITORS!!!! UGGGGGGGGGGH!!!

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    Morgan says...
    2:21 pm on July 20th, 2010

    Oh grow up. Hef has been wearing a smoking jacket for like 60 years. Just because it’s called a smoking jacket doesn’t mean the pockets are filled with tobacco and cigarettes. It what the jacket is called, you are not required to smoke when you put one on. This website seems like it could be cool, the name is not a factor in that whatsoever.

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    Bluesbroer says...
    6:05 am on July 21st, 2010

    Agree with Morgan: This site looks cool – will see how it develops. Can’t agree with Bill Dale. Referance to a “Smoking Jacket” is quite posh – old school style, and it certainly does’nt neccessarily mean you reek of stale tobacco and have brown index fingers!!

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    AJ Escobar says...
    2:05 pm on December 8th, 2010

    Oh god Bill you’re moron, does the website title say, all girls in this company must smoke? For the love of god a smoking jacket is no more tied to smoking than a bikini is to swimming, yes, it’s a possible activity, but no they’re not implicitly tied together. And you smoking is a turn off? I agree, but I’m fairly sure women don’t like squealing, effeminate little metrosexuals like you. Playboy is for gentlemen, so perhaps come back when you’ve acquired some refinement and masculinity. Seriously? “uggggh”? Are you sure women are your interest?

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    Magick Marley says...
    3:12 pm on April 8th, 2011

    Good grief Bill. Relax brother. I can hear you now,”OMG I won’t let anyone in my car wearing a dinner jacket because it smells like steak and I’m a vegetarian!”
    C’mon man.

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    Bid Ambassadors Club says...
    10:44 am on August 24th, 2012

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