You’d Pay Desiree Elyda Villalobos to Eat Chicken Wings

Desiree Elyda VillalobosGood old Desiree Elyda Villalobos has resurfaced — last time you saw her here she was hawking Primitive clothes and before that she was telling you all about herself. And you liked her very much, yes you did.

Like many young beauties, Desiree would like to be an actress, and like many girls who look like her (although not many do look quite like her, strictly speaking) she is bound to encounter her share of sleazeballs. Here she is in a charming skit, “Sleazy Casting Director”:

Hah! What a sleazeball! He totally just wants to see her in a wet T-shirt and sexy costumes! Man, what a totally depraved, unscrupulous, pervy, jerk of a…

You realize you’re implicit in this as well, don’t you? It’s ok, so is Desiree Elyda.

Here are stills from that Primitive advertising campaign. Primitive is a clothing brand, and here she is modeling clothing. Which is totally what you’re thinking.

“Wow, I can’t take my eyes off her… clothing.”