Desiree Elyda Villalobos, Kate Upton and Stephy C Market their Goods

desiree elyda villalobosWanna buy something? Why not let your most primal urges be your guide. Yes, we’re talking about sex in advertising. Which of these fine products do you most want to take home with you?

Desiree Elyda Villalobos is selling t-shirts and apparel by Primitive:

Kate Upton is selling SoBe:

It’s a break from Kate’s usual gig, which is selling bikinis and lingerie. Here she’s selling Beach Bunny Swimwear, oh so slowly…:

The Miss Hooters Pageant is selling Hooters restaurants, which sell wings. (And visit TheChive for 52 pictures.)

Stephy C, also known as Naked Stephy C, Playboy model and whooty girl, is selling clothing by Sneaker Headz:

And here’s Tehmeena Afzal selling… well, nothing. Selling herself. Selling summer fun. Selling underboob. Although in our experience underboob tends to sell itself.

Ah, what the hell, give us one of each. And can we get those gift-wrapped?