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Denise Milani is Back!

Posted 5/27/2011 at 3:00 pm by

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Remember Denise Milani? She’s the queen of internet bikini babes — or she was, until she sort of disappeared. She ran into some serious snags with her website, legal stuff, we won’t go into it, but basically when you’re everyone’s favorite internet pinup and your internet home falls off a cliff… well, it’s a problem.

But that is the old news. The new news is that a couple weeks ago the new DeniseMilani.com site launched. Hooray! The Czech-born beauty who rose to fame as a SportsByBrooks girl and is believed to measure something like 40F-20-34 (that’s FreeOnes.com’s best guess) is back and looking as good as ever.

The time off hasn’t been easy — she missed you just as you missed her. She needs your love, your friendship (friend her on MySpace and Facebook) and your devotion (follow her on Twitter at @dmilaniofficial and @deniselifestyle.

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes and my waist.

Men say my best physical feature is: My smile, eyes, my voluptuous curves.

My best trait is: Being openminded, and always learning and growing.

My worst habit is: Chewing gum.

I wish more men would: Just be themselves. I like simple men.

The key to my heart is: kindness and respect

Compliment me on: My heathy and positive realistic outlook on life.

Pet name for my boobs: I call them my “boobishkies” — it’s Czech.

What I love about my boobs: It’s just fun to have them. I love it!

When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss me on my neck. It’s always been my weakness.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Grab! I don’t like to be grabbed.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Making love is an art. Enjoy the moment. It should be natural, hot and beautiful.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I feel the sexiest in tight jeans, a tiny tank top and high heels. Rrowrr!

The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: A silky robe and red heels.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: I love fast exotic cars, technology and electronics.

My favorite physical feature on a man: A strong chest and shoulders.

My favorite traits in a man: A healthy outlook on life, a positive attitude, and kindness. I like a man to be goal-oriented and excited about life.

A man will impress me if: He trie to understand where I’m coming from. He must adore his family and friends and treat people nicely and with respect.

A man will turn me on if: He knows what I need and want without me even saying it. That deep connection is so sexy!

A man will disappoint me if: He is not honest and lacks respect; if he’s lazy and not motivated

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make a reservation at my favorite Japanese restaurant or prepare a nice bubble bath with candles and sensual music. A chocolate martini would be lovely

I will not even give you a second look if: You dont respect me, or look at me as an object instead of a person

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: I was at the local bar recently and a guy approached me and froze. Finally he said “you re hot” and he turned and walk away.

Don’t you dare: Try to manipulate me or be the jealous type.

The best date I ever had was: It was just a nice dinner and walk. I am a simple girl, for me, the person makes it special.

I am the ideal woman because: I am very easygoing. I dont mind letting the guy watch his favorite sports while I enjoy my free time.

I am not the ideal woman because: I enjoy cooking healthy dishes only.

I need a man who will: Understand me like no one else does, protect me, and always respect me.

In my opinion, astrology is: A good tool but not the answer.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My walk-in closets. Yes, I have two of them — I’m typical girl!

The last movie that made me laugh: The Ugly Truth, It’s Complicated

The last movie that made me cry: Titanic, Gladiator

My philosphy of love: You need chemistry, trust, similar goals, respect, understanding, and communication. Love should give you a peaceful and beautiful feeling from the heart that can’t be described.

My philosophy of sex: When there is true love, passion and connection, sex is heaven.

My philosophy of life: It’s beautiful, and everyone should be driven to make their life outstanding. Love your life! This is one of my favorite quotes: “Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you in.”

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Hey, who says I want to on the cover of Playboy?

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“Denise Milani is Back!”
  1. 1
    Shahid khan says...
    12:57 am on May 28th, 2011

    I love You Denise. U r my dreem girl..i wana date with u just once.

  2. 2
    samuel says...
    6:44 am on May 28th, 2011

    Hi Denise,you are truly a beauty of a thousand pictures with a smile of a million laughter.How are you and your family?I went through your profile and i see you as a woman with an exceptional beauty, you are really a woman with great potentials and dreams and aspirations,you are very unique and a woman of virtue.May i have the honor of knowing someone as special as you.i will like to have you as a true friend if you wouldn’t mind.Can i also have your email address so i can add you and chat with you too.Take care and be blessed.

  3. 3
    Sammy says...
    9:39 am on May 28th, 2011

    Here is some video of her
    http://youtu.be/H3sv7-rXsV0

  4. 4
    Dave says...
    10:06 am on May 28th, 2011

    Worst. Interview. Ever. Try: “Hey Denise, what can you tell us about your new website?” This stuff sounds like it was written by a marketing team.

  5. 5
    AHMED AHMED HAMDY says...
    11:39 pm on May 28th, 2011

    WOMEN ARE FRUIT OF THE EARTH,..THEY’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANKIND GOD CREATE ON THE PLANET,..
    LOVE THEM & RESPECT THEM.
    ,,,,,AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE FRUIT,..
    IT MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU,..THEY’RE GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
    ,,,,,,I LOVE THEM & ADORE THEM.
    (written&published byANDYBANDY/AHMEDHAMDYOO7LIC2KILL&MINDTHRILL,LONDON,SUN,29/O5/2O11,TIMEO5:4OAM)

  6. 6
    ian says...
    12:25 pm on May 29th, 2011

    wow!!! beautiful girl, i love u denise..i like u nd .. may i touch ur breast please…u’e annoy .. muach …

  7. 7
    Mitchel Vander Poel says...
    5:18 pm on May 30th, 2011

    Denise you are the most attractive woman I have ever seen. Keep the physical and bodily attraction, you are absolutely hot overall! Being a single guy at the age of 31, and hasn’t had any kind of relationship with a woman, I have never seen a woman so gorgeous and vibrant as you! Keep up the Great Work!!

  8. 8
    GlibTongue says...
    1:49 pm on May 31st, 2011

    Denise,

    I’m a douchebag.

  9. 9
    amitay says...
    12:50 pm on June 12th, 2011

    sin palabra

  10. 10
    Tony Boloni says...
    7:06 am on June 22nd, 2011

    Can I impress you and turn you on with a delicate and long massage, to ease all your stress and tension. This way we both can experiance some kind of pleasure and excitement.
    P.S.: Your beauty is irresistible….. Massaging your body and making you relaxed, is my aim.

  11. 11
    enigma says...
    3:14 pm on July 25th, 2011

    I’m in luck. She likes ‘em simple.

  12. 12
    Sachin says...
    9:34 am on September 8th, 2011

    Densie how are you

  13. 13
    Jose says...
    8:50 am on September 17th, 2011

    Thanks Girlwatcher for sharing this interview with us.

    I just love Denise Milani. One of the hottest girls on the web.

    I found this web page: http://beauties4all.com/beauty/denise-milani, very amusing. Shares with us some Denise Milani pictures in a slide show format.

    I hope Denise keep delight us with more and more amazing pictures.

  14. 14
    motasem hammoude - king jordan says...
    12:38 pm on November 18th, 2011

    hi denise milani i dream taking you & i hopefulness frind cognitive you

  15. 15
    vijay says...
    8:39 am on January 4th, 2012

    i meet u

  16. 16
    solpow says...
    6:06 pm on March 13th, 2012

    ive titty fucked her before an it feels bom were in love now an getting married im the only guy shes ever fucked or will fuck so back off bitches

  17. 17
    Nataraja says...
    12:46 am on June 9th, 2012

    lovely boobs i would like to squeez

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