Remember Denise Milani? She’s the queen of internet bikini babes — or she was, until she sort of disappeared. She ran into some serious snags with her website, legal stuff, we won’t go into it, but basically when you’re everyone’s favorite internet pinup and your internet home falls off a cliff… well, it’s a problem.
But that is the old news. The new news is that a couple weeks ago the new DeniseMilani.com site launched. Hooray! The Czech-born beauty who rose to fame as a SportsByBrooks girl and is believed to measure something like 40F-20-34 (that’s FreeOnes.com’s best guess) is back and looking as good as ever.
The time off hasn’t been easy — she missed you just as you missed her. She needs your love, your friendship (friend her on MySpace and Facebook) and your devotion (follow her on Twitter at @dmilaniofficial and @deniselifestyle.
I think my best physical feature is: My eyes and my waist.
Men say my best physical feature is: My smile, eyes, my voluptuous curves.
My best trait is: Being openminded, and always learning and growing.
My worst habit is: Chewing gum.
I wish more men would: Just be themselves. I like simple men.
The key to my heart is: kindness and respect
Compliment me on: My heathy and positive realistic outlook on life.
Pet name for my boobs: I call them my “boobishkies” — it’s Czech.
What I love about my boobs: It’s just fun to have them. I love it!
When it comes to my body, please do: Kiss me on my neck. It’s always been my weakness.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Grab! I don’t like to be grabbed.
Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: Making love is an art. Enjoy the moment. It should be natural, hot and beautiful.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I feel the sexiest in tight jeans, a tiny tank top and high heels. Rrowrr!
The sexiest thing I will wear in the bedroom: A silky robe and red heels.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: I love fast exotic cars, technology and electronics.
My favorite physical feature on a man: A strong chest and shoulders.
My favorite traits in a man: A healthy outlook on life, a positive attitude, and kindness. I like a man to be goal-oriented and excited about life.
A man will impress me if: He trie to understand where I’m coming from. He must adore his family and friends and treat people nicely and with respect.
A man will turn me on if: He knows what I need and want without me even saying it. That deep connection is so sexy!
A man will disappoint me if: He is not honest and lacks respect; if he’s lazy and not motivated
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make a reservation at my favorite Japanese restaurant or prepare a nice bubble bath with candles and sensual music. A chocolate martini would be lovely
I will not even give you a second look if: You dont respect me, or look at me as an object instead of a person
Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: I was at the local bar recently and a guy approached me and froze. Finally he said “you re hot” and he turned and walk away.
Don’t you dare: Try to manipulate me or be the jealous type.
The best date I ever had was: It was just a nice dinner and walk. I am a simple girl, for me, the person makes it special.
I am the ideal woman because: I am very easygoing. I dont mind letting the guy watch his favorite sports while I enjoy my free time.
I am not the ideal woman because: I enjoy cooking healthy dishes only.
I need a man who will: Understand me like no one else does, protect me, and always respect me.
In my opinion, astrology is: A good tool but not the answer.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My walk-in closets. Yes, I have two of them — I’m typical girl!
The last movie that made me laugh: The Ugly Truth, It’s Complicated
The last movie that made me cry: Titanic, Gladiator
My philosphy of love: You need chemistry, trust, similar goals, respect, understanding, and communication. Love should give you a peaceful and beautiful feeling from the heart that can’t be described.
My philosophy of sex: When there is true love, passion and connection, sex is heaven.
My philosophy of life: It’s beautiful, and everyone should be driven to make their life outstanding. Love your life! This is one of my favorite quotes: “Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you in.”
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: Hey, who says I want to on the cover of Playboy?