totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”
The Page 3 Idol competition continues, and the British tabloid continues to roll out new near-naked wonders on its Page3.com website daily — so far we’re up through Day 11. That’s 110 girls hoping to be the next Keeley Hazell, Lucy V or Lacey Banghard.
Is there a winner among them? It’s not for us to say — we still think friend of Girlwatcher Lyla Ashby is pretty cute, and she retains our tentative unofficial endorsement, but we pulled out a few others who are worth a look. On the Page3.com site, they’re just identified by a name and a town, so we had to Sherlock Holmes quite a bit to find their real identities.
And then Sherlock Holmes quite a bit more to find pictures of them wearing clothes (or at least underwear). It was hell, we tell you, pure hell. See the images below for these hopefuls: