Does the world need another midwest farmer’s daughter gone California girl? Absolutely! Curvy blonde Cynthia Harmon frequently works on The College Experiment for Fox Sports and is currently filming the action film Gone Dark. You may have seen her pulling bikini duty on Entourage, 90210 and The Rules of Engagement. She models at fashion shows for BodyRock Sport and Vata Brasil, and brightens the links as a Playboy Girl of Golf. “I love keeping in touch with everyone!” she says, so you better fan her pretty face on Facebook and follow her ass on Twitter. (Note: Her ass does not have its own Twitter account. Although maybe it should.)
Measurements: 5’4 32-23-32D
Hometown/Birthplace: Kansas City, Missouri. I’m a midwestern girl at heart!
Current location: Sunny Los Angeles, California.
I think my best physical feature is: A tie between my smile and my tummy.
Men say my best physical feature is: My curves.
Tattoos, and what they mean: No tattoos here — why paint over a Picasso?
Sexiest woman ever: Marilyn Monroe. She embodied beauty, class, elegance and could charm the pants off of any man.
Sexiest man ever: Johnny Depp. He has the bad boy appeal, but is extremely charming. Like he would give you a really good spanking after taking you on a tour of his winery.
My best trait is: I love doing things for others! I enjoy helping people and making their lives better.
My worst habit is: I can be a bit of a shopaholic. I have a passion for fashion.
I wish more men would: Just be themselves and not try so hard to impress us girls. We want to get to know you and above all have fun with you — so relax.
The key to my heart is: To have a deep meaningful connection with someone, combined with intense chemistry and lots of laughter.
Compliment me on: My hilarious sense of humor!
How much should a man groom his private parts?: Anywhere you want me to kiss, there should be little to no hair.
My grooming down there: Completely bare. I actually did the full laser hair removal.
Favorite style of panties: I love a lace Brazilian thong.
What I like in a bra: I love matching my bra to my panties. I like bras that hold my breasts in place and makes them even perkier.
Pet name for my boobs: My bajungas.
What I love about my boobs: Everything! Love that they are really soft, yet perky and accentuate my petite waist.
When it comes to my body, please do: Scratch me and tickle me on my neck and my back.
When it comes to my body, please do not: Never ever stick your tongue in my ear. Ha ha! It’s distracting and feels weird.
Most important rules of bedroom etiquette: Make me feel comfortable and sexy and the world will open up to you. And afterward, I get the towel first. It’s the gentlemanly thing to do.
Physical feature I like to show off: My green eyes! I love lashes and accenting my eye color and shape.
The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: I have worn everything from lingerie, to micro-mini dresses. I love feeling sexy!
Something I will wear in the bedroom if you are deserving: Heels and a fishnet body suit. If you are very deserving, I’ll take requests.
A superficial thing I am attracted to: Jewelry. Really, anything sparkly!
My favorite physical feature on a man: His eyes. You can tell so much from a man’s eyes. That is where the initial connection and chemistry comes from.
My favorite trait in a man: Kindness.
A man will impress me if: He adores me and makes me feel special.
A man will turn me on if: He’s able to read my body and quickly figure out what I like.
A man will disappoint me if: It seems like he’s only after another notch on his belt.
The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Make me laugh, and just be silly with me.
I will not even give you a second look if: You brag about what kind of car you drive, who you know, or how much money you have. It’s the ultimate turn-off. I wish more guys understood that there are girls out there looking for something genuine, not superficial.
Something stupid that men say when they first meet me: “Hey Sexy, what’s up?” or anything along those lines.
Don’t you dare: Get drunk on our first date! Keep it classy please.
The best date I ever had was: Going to the Grammy Awards with my date, who was a nominee. We walked the red carpet and had great seats. It was so much fun getting to know him while watching amazing artists perform on stage. He made me feel like I was the most special woman in the world — and that’s the way to get repeat dates.
I am the ideal woman because: I’m a guy’s girl — I love pizza, beer and sports. But I’m also very much a girly-girl! I have a silly sense of humor and am a fun, down to earth sweetheart. I know when to be naughty and when to be nice.
I am not the ideal woman because: I love to travel and explore, so if you’re a homebody, I’m definitely not your ideal woman.
I am the best in the world at: Giving good, analytical advice.
I need a man who will: Sweep me off my feet, and treat me like a queen!
In my opinion, astrology is: Fun and for entertainment purposes, but there is no scientific proof that it is real.
If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My dog. She’s a rare breed called a Chinese Crested and she does not have very much hair. She’s my precious little angel.
The last movie that made me laugh: Little Fockers. I saw it over the holidays with my family.
The last movie that made me cry: The Bucket List. Everyone should live their dreams.
My philosophy of love: You get what you give. If for any reason you’re not getting what you’re giving, move on because that equal love is out there searching for you.
My philosophy of sex: Have it often and frequently, and it’s best shared with someone you love. It’s human nature and should be fun and experimental. I wish people were less hung up about sex issues and just enjoyed themselves.
My philosophy of life: Once you figure out who you are, be the best version of you. Fulfill all your dreams and goals! Life is short, enjoy the journey!
I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I love everything Playboy stands for and it has always been my dream! I love what the magazine and Mr. Hefner have done for women’s rights and free speech. I have subscribed for years and find the photos, articles and centerfolds incredibly empowering. The women are strong and in such a position of power. Not only are they gorgeous and smart, but they are the fantasies of millions of men. For me, that would be the ultimate sexiness!