Wholly respectable news sources put out the word late Friday that the list of Tiger Woods’ conquests (we lost count somewhere in the low teens) now includes Italian reality TV babe Cristina del Basso. And there was much rejoicing. The bunch to date — Rachel Uchitel et al — seemed to have the common trait of being past their prime. Deplorable — deplorable! — though his actions may be, in our rare moments of not deploring them we couldn’t help but wonder, “Gee whiz, why did the World’s Greatest Golfer throw it all away on Second Class Tail?”
Cristina was on Italian Big Brother, in the role of House Boobs, and has also put out a topless calendar — for more on her (and that calendar) visit Egotastic. Below we have two videos of her putting lotion on her breasts, one of her taking a shower, and one of her on an Italian TV show, plus a gallery.