You know, not everybody loves Thanksgiving. Some see it as a celebration of brutality and domination.

Yes, the turkeys.

Who will stand up for the turkeys? Who will speak for our fine feathered friends?

Courtney Stodden will. Yes, the freshly-turned-18 child bride of that actor you’ve never heard of is showing of her own legs in an attempt to prevent you from munching on some poor gobbler’s. Yet another babe in a PETA-induced fog of sexy pro-critter indignation.

We’re staying out of this — we endorse bare woman legs, not vegetarianism. In the spirit of equal time for equal silliness, we also bring you hot girls eating turkey legs (thanks Guyspeed).

Related on The Smoking Jacket:
Football and Thanksgiving Go Together Like Coeds and Cranberry Sauce
Thanksgiving With Aria Giovanni, the Cleavage Gourmet