Claudia Costa Will Clean Your Place

Claudia CostaMore Claudia Costa? Yes please! Months ago she and Jessica Vaugn had Girl on Girl action, now she’s back on the ‘Jacket to be ‘watched (sorry about those ‘postrophes, it’s Friday and I’m ‘faced). She’s been a Playboy model in various capacities, and has done other magazines and some films she won’t name (hmm, I’ll have to look into that, then).

What I learned from her this time around is that she’s not just ridiculously hot but also a neat freak, which is great. She’s the kind of girl who just cleans things up because it needs to be done. If you had her over to your house you could just start spilling things and she’d be right there johnny on the spot to tidy it up. That laundry that’s been on your couch for three weeks? She’d be all over it. Food in the fridge past its prime? Out the window. Stack of unpaid bills littering your coffee table? Burned to a crisp before you can stop her.

Girl of our dreams…

Current location: Los Angeles, CA

Measurements: 34D-25-35

I think my best physical feature is: My eyes.

Men say my best physical feature is: My eyes—when I can get them to look at my eyes!

Tattoos: I have a small tattoo on my hip that means “Good Fortune.” I had it done when I was 16 and thought it was very cool when I got it—until my mom saw it. I have a pink star on each of my wrists, they mean nothing, but everyone thinks they are club stamps from being out dancing the night before. And I have a poem in sanskrit on my inner arm that has personal meaning.

Sexiest woman ever: My favorite female is Doutzen Kroes, she is beautiful, and cute and sexy all at the same time.

Sexiest man ever: A man who makes you feel sexy is the sexiest man ever.

My best trait is: I’m super funny—you know I am!

My worst habit is: I am a neat freak—to the point it annoys people! I tidy hotel rooms, it’s that bad.

The key to my heart is: Honesty, loyalty and being a great kisser.

Compliment me on: My visual genius. I love to style and direct photoshoots.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: As much as it takes to look tidy, I guess?

Favorite style of panties: Thong.

What I like in a bra: I like pretty lacy ones.

Most important rule or rules of bedroom etiquette: What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.

Physical feature I like to show off: My hair.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: Lingerie.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: A pretty face.

My favorite physical feature on a man: His eyes.

My favorite trait in a man: Sensitivity.

A man will impress me if: He remembers what my favorite candy is.

A man will turn me on if: He is a good kisser.

A man will disappoint me if: He has bad breath.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Let me be me.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are a liar.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: “I drive a [insert cheesy mid-life crisis car here]…”

Don’t you dare: Call me names.

The best date I ever had was: In Memphis, Tennessee.

I am the ideal woman because: I am loyal to the end.

I am not the ideal woman because: I tend to nag.

I am the best in the world at: Being me.

I need a man who can/will: Be my partner in crime.

In my opinion, astrology: Has some truth to it.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My over-cleanliness.

The last movie that made me laugh: The Change-Up.

The last movie that made me cry: Anything with Nic Cage in it, ha!

My philosophy of love: Love is what life is about.

My philosophy of sex: Sex is best when you are in love.

My philosophy of life: Life is best filled with sex and love.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: I rock!

If you still haven’t seen enough of Claudia, visit her at Facebook and Modelmayhem for even more pictures.