Pardon us while we have a moment here.

CHRISTINE MENDOZA IS ON THE SMOKING JACKET! CHRISTINE MENDOZA IS ON THE SMOKING JACKET!

Ok let’s get on with it. Christine Mendoza is a firecracker of a Filipina import model — meaning that she is known for hanging around import car shows looking gorgeous for the benefit of car geeks. Now, there are import models, and there are import models — and then there is Christine Mendoza. She’s stayed in the show game (this Saturday she’ll be commanding a lot of attention at Hot Import Nights at the Blaisdell Exhibition Center in Honolulu) while also cultivating a successful membership website, LoveChristineM.com.

We’ve been looking forward to this day, and now it’s here. Enjoy the Mendoza, and follow her for more on Twitter @ChrstineMendoza.

A nickname I have had: My close friends and family call me “Tin Tin”. It’s been a nickname my Mom gave me since birth.

I’m a nerd about: Britney Spears and action movies. lol

I would rather have a root canal than: Eat carrots. blegh!

Sex is: An amazing stress reliever!

My greatest weakness: Chocolate and desserts!

If I went into porn, my name would be: Big Titty Tina

If I was a Bond girl, my name would be: again…Big Titty Tina lol!

Food that turns me on: Sushi & chocolate

I don’t understand why people think I’m: A wild party girl. I’m actually kinda shy and I rarely go out.

Something cool about having boobs: It’s given me a career the past 11 years! Very grateful for them and the opportunity.

When I throw a party I make sure to have: Plenty of alcohol and desserts

The funniest comedian is: Daniel Tosh on Tosh.0

People tell me I look like: At certain angles, a young Mariah Carey but the Filipina version. I’m super flattered but I don’t really see it.

I’m too sexy for my: Hands. I need to get my nails done!

I wish people would stop Tweeting about their: Money, self centered or materialistic things. I think humble people are much more awesome!

When I was 8 years old I thought I would be: A teacher

Stay out of my way when: I’m driving. Typical Asian female driver on the road, watch out!

I’ll let you know I’m feeling frisky by: A certain look in my eyes.

My super power: I can dance around naked nonstop, for hours. Haha.

A type of ladies’ underwear I don’t enjoy wearing is: Granny panties. They’re just unflattering!

My most recent wardrobe malfunction was: This past weekend, my left nipple decided to say hello while I was bending over to pick something up at the mall.

The most interesting compliment I ever got from a stranger was: That they liked my nostrils because they reminded them of appleseeds.

My secret weapon: My cooking!

If I were to go that way, my lesbian lover would be: Eva Mendes. Sigh… she’s just so beautiful.

Song I am most likely to play turned up to 11: “Falsetto” by the Dream. I love dancing to that song, so sexy and slow.

My backup career if this whole “being pretty” thing doesn’t work out: I have invested in a couple of businesses. The latest one is a new bar opening January 2013 in Los Angeles.

Last time I ate way too much, and what it was: Seafood buffet! I went crazy on the crab legs and sushi… and all you can eat dessert… Oh, it was over!

On the worst bender of my life: When I was 21, I got into a bar fight with some girls who tried picking on me for no reason. I ended up handcuffed in the back of a police car. Luckily only spent a few hours in Detox and no record. I almost went to jail but luckily my boobs helped me talk my way out of it and they sent me to sit in Detox instead. Never again!

The best thing I learned from an ex-boyfriend was: How to defend myself. I may be quiet and look innocent but I can be a little firecracker.

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