Chloe Vixen Squeezes Her Lemons, or Are They Persian Limes?

Chloe VixenQuick, go to Google Maps and look up Bahrain. It will come in handy should you run into Chloe Hemmat, who for some strange reason goes by the name Chloe Vixen. Hmm… maybe it’s because she’s a vixen? Gosh, that would make sense.

Chloe would like for you to know where Bahrain is because that’s where she’s from. She’s Persian, which is really cool, because there is no country called “Persia” these days. Ah, but we’re giving the whole damn interview away!

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Hometown/Birthplace: Bahrain

Current location: San Diego

Measurements: 32C-24-33

I think my best physical feature is: My legs.

Men say my best physical feature is: My eyes — but I really know they mean my legs.

Tattoos: I have a tattoo on my side near my hip bone that says “he who wants a rose must respect the thorn” in Farsi. I also have one that says “carpe noctem” which means seize the night. And one that says “vixen in wonderland” on my upper back under my neck.

Sexiest woman ever: Angelina Jolie. I love that she’s very dark sexy and mysterious. She’s very tainted — and I think imperfections make people sexy.

Sexiest man ever: Johnny Depp, for the same reasons as Angelina.

My best trait is: my wit and personality.

My worst habit is: Not having patience.

I wish more men would: Know about chivalry. It exists.

The key to my heart is: Intelligence and talents.

Compliment me on: My style and sex appeal.

How much should a man groom his private parts?: Whenever it’s needed?

My grooming down there: Landing strip.

Favorite style of panties: Low-rise thong.

What I like in a bra: Black lace, with lift.

Pet name for my boobs: They don’t have one, but that’s next on my agenda — I’ll keep you updated!

What I love about my boobs: They’re a natural C and perky.

When it comes to my body, please do: Understand it’s all real.

When it comes to my body, please do not: Stare.

Most important rule of bedroom etiquette: Know your role.

Physical feature I like to show off: My back.

The sexiest outfit I will wear in public: My low back black sun dress.

Something I will wear the bedroom if you are deserving: My thigh boots with garters.

A superficial thing I am attracted to: A man who has a nice style.

My favorite physical feature on a man: Arms.

My favorite trait in a man: Protectiveness.

A man will impress me if: He knows where Bahrain is on a map.

A man will turn me off if: He dances … badly.

A man will disappoint me if: He is ignorant about culture or is racist.

The simplest thing you can do to make me happy is: Dessert.

I will not even give you a second look if: You are wearing Ed Hardy.

Something stupid men do or say when they first meet me: They ask, “What did you say your name was?” I hate repeating myself.

I will sleep with you when: You prove yourself worthy.

I will never sleep with you if: Well, let’s just say I will never sleep with you. Let’s be realistic here.

Don’t you dare Lay a finger on my butterfinger!

The best date I ever had was: Hmm — I think it is yet to happen.

I am the best in the world at: Karate? Just kidding — I don’t know wat I’m the best at. Nothing really comes to mind.

I need a man who will: Support my addiction to travel.

In my opinion, astrology is: What you think or make of it. I’m a Virgo, by the way.

If you come to my house, don’t criticize: My need to keep it smelling like The Body Shop.

The last movie that made me laugh: Bridesmaids

The last movie that made me cry: Marley and Me

My philosophy of life: When life gives u lemons — squeeze them.

I should be on the cover of Playboy because: They have never had a Persian girl on the cover!