Tuesday Totty: Pop of the Topless

totty \’tä-tee\ British : sexually attractive people, esp. female. “Quite a bit of totty in the pub tonight.”

Yes, lads, it’s finally here — the Miss Millionaire single launch party is tonight at Funky Buddha in London.

That likely means next to zero to you — who is Miss Millionaire, what single launch party, and why would we even care, seeing as it’s in a club in London? Well, Miss Millionaire is a new British girl group, so if you liked Spice Girls, Girls Aloud and Atomic Kitten you should definitely check them out. You also definitely do not have a penis.

Or do you? There are four chicks in Miss Millionaire. It goes a little something like this:

Sophia Chan is entirely unknown to us. Can’t help ya, mate.

Holly Johnson is a model, though not (as far as we know) a nude model.

Madison Welch is a successful topless model in the UK.

Casey Batchelor is a successful topless model in the UK with ginormous boobs.

So you see, while the Miss Millionaire story sounds a bit “eh” at first, do the research and you find something slightly more interesting. Here are Madison and Casey.