Yes, lads, it’s finally here — the Miss Millionaire single launch party is tonight at Funky Buddha in London.
That likely means next to zero to you — who is Miss Millionaire, what single launch party, and why would we even care, seeing as it’s in a club in London? Well, Miss Millionaire is a new British girl group, so if you liked Spice Girls, Girls Aloud and Atomic Kitten you should definitely check them out. You also definitely do not have a penis.
Or do you? There are four chicks in Miss Millionaire. It goes a little something like this:
Sophia Chan is entirely unknown to us. Can’t help ya, mate.
Holly Johnson is a model, though not (as far as we know) a nude model.
Madison Welch is a successful topless model in the UK.
Casey Batchelor is a successful topless model in the UK with ginormous boobs.
So you see, while the Miss Millionaire story sounds a bit “eh” at first, do the research and you find something slightly more interesting. Here are Madison and Casey.
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